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Smiley Gheef
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Smiley Gheef is a human merchant negotiating with
Trader Djingo in the Grey Harbour Docks during Act Three.
“I was this close to landing that deal. Next time for sure!„
Involvement[edit | edit source]
Act Three[edit | edit source]
Gheef can be seen attempting to haggle with Djingo in order to purchase saltpetre, a chemical used to make explosives for the upcoming fight. Unfortunately, Gheef fails to close a deal as 
Kaet Ling offers considerably more gold.
Gheef's attitude towards the party may change depending on the outcome of 
Stop the Presses.
Idle banter[edit | edit source]
- Pheebs Splayfoot
- All right, how much for the saltpetre, including fees?
- Trader Djingo
- Depends. How many barrels?
- Pheebs Splayfoot
- All of them.
- Trader Djingo
- 500 gold, at least 100 in coin.
- Pheebs Splayfoot
- That's harbour robbery, especially when it's been in storage for months.
- Trader Djingo
- We both know you'll sell it for twice that to the armoury once the city's under siege.
- Smiley Gheef
- Too right. I'll go 600.
- Pheebs Splayfoot
- Hey, I was here first. 700.
- Kaet Ling
- A thousand gold, all in cash, no notes.
- Trader Djingo
- Sold! A pleasure doing business with you, saer.