Pheebs Splayfoot

Pheebs Splayfoot is a halfling merchant negotiating with  Trader Djingo in the Grey Harbour Docks during Act Three.

“

Brandobaris curse me, I should have taken that deal the first time it was offered at half today's price. I'm a sap.

„

— Pheebs Splayfoot

Involvement

Act Three

Pheebs can be seen attempting to haggle with Djingo in order to purchase saltpetre, a chemical used to make explosives for the upcoming fight. Pheebs Splayfoot is kicking himself, as he knows that he could have bought it when it was half price.

Pheeb's attitude towards the party may change depending on the outcome of ⁠Stop the Presses.

Idle banter

• Pheebs Splayfoot

  All right, how much for the saltpetre, including fees?

• Trader Djingo

  Depends. How many barrels?

• Pheebs Splayfoot

  All of them.

• Trader Djingo

  500 gold, at least 100 in coin.

• Pheebs Splayfoot

  That's harbour robbery, especially when it's been in storage for months.

• Trader Djingo

  We both know you'll sell it for twice that to the armoury once the city's under siege.

• Smiley Gheef

  Too right. I'll go 600.

• Pheebs Splayfoot

  Hey, I was here first. 700.

• Kaet Ling

  A thousand gold, all in cash, no notes.

• Trader Djingo

  Sold! A pleasure doing business with you, saer.