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Thokki is a retired Flaming Fist reminiscing with other retirees in the Lower City of Baldur's Gate during Act Three.

“Sorry, pal. Table here's reserved for retired Fists only. Veteran perk, you understand.„
Involvement[edit | edit source]
Act Three[edit | edit source]
Thokki is in Bloomridge Park discussing the state of the Flaming Fists with Avourel, Eldaernth, and Vistra.
Idle banter[edit | edit source]
Vistra: 'Absolute' this... 'end of the world' that... These young folk've no idea how good they've got it.
- Eldaernth: Come off it, Vistra. You've been doing this same rant for years.
- Avourel: Yeah, the first lot of young folk you said it about are old folk now!
- Vistra: Piss off, the lot of youse.
- Avourel: Yeah, the first lot of young folk you said it about are old folk now!
Eldaernth: You're remembering the past pretty fondly, Vistra. Bit too fondly.
- Vistra: What d'you mean?
- Eldaernth: You telling me you'd have refused the Steel Watch's help on Returning Day a decade ago?
- Vistra: You'll, uh... remind me?
- Eldaernth: Big horrible beast? Slaughtered Duke Adrian? We could do bugger all about it?
- Thokki: Lost a lot of good men that day.
- Eldaernth: Big horrible beast? Slaughtered Duke Adrian? We could do bugger all about it?
- Vistra: You'll, uh... remind me?
- Eldaernth: You telling me you'd have refused the Steel Watch's help on Returning Day a decade ago?
Vistra: You make a good point, Eldaernth.
- Eldaernth: You've known me long enough, Vistra. When haven't I?
- Vistra: We could've used the Steel Watch back in the day. But that's because we fought actual threats. Back when the Fists were real Fists. Not bloody...
- Avourel: Limp gloves.
- Vistra: We could've used the Steel Watch back in the day. But that's because we fought actual threats. Back when the Fists were real Fists. Not bloody...
Eldaernth: So, Vistra. You reckon we'd still be better Fists than the current cohort?
- Vistra: Peace of piss, mate. Easy. Yes.
- Eldaernth: Great. So let's get you out of that chair and into your chain mail, then? Show the young lot how it's done?
- Vistra: Uh... Well...
- Thokki: My armour's not fit for years.
- Avourel: Yeah, to be honest? Thought of holding a pike makes my back ache.
- Eldaernth: It's a young man's game. Right, Vistra?
- Vistra: 'Spose.
- Eldaernth: It's a young man's game. Right, Vistra?
- Avourel: Yeah, to be honest? Thought of holding a pike makes my back ache.
- Thokki: My armour's not fit for years.
- Vistra: Uh... Well...
- Eldaernth: Great. So let's get you out of that chair and into your chain mail, then? Show the young lot how it's done?
Vistra: Look, all I'm saying is they've got it easier these days.
- Thokki: Yeah, we didn't have these big metal bastards running the streets back in my day.
- Eldaernth: Thanks to the bloody Iron Crisis we barely had any metal back then.
- Vistra: You're right, you're right. We Fists had to proper fight back then. We knew how to watch each other's backs.
- Eldaernth: Helm give me strength.
- Vistra: You're right, you're right. We Fists had to proper fight back then. We knew how to watch each other's backs.
- Eldaernth: Thanks to the bloody Iron Crisis we barely had any metal back then.
After the ambush in Bloomridge Park:
Eldaernth: Not seen action like that in a while.
- Vistra: Those cultists are lucky they were on the other side of the park. Lucky.
- Avourel: You'd have taken them, would you, Vistra?
- Vistra: Reckon so.
- Eldaernth: Bollocks. These days we'd sooner throw our backs than a proper punch.
- Thokki: Well, I, for one, count my lucky stars it happened elsewhere.
- Avourel: Same here. My knees are buggered already, never mind running after cultists.
- Thokki: Well, I, for one, count my lucky stars it happened elsewhere.
- Eldaernth: Bollocks. These days we'd sooner throw our backs than a proper punch.
- Vistra: Reckon so.
- Avourel: You'd have taken them, would you, Vistra?