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Bertram Kostaka
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Bertram Kostaka is an elderly man separated from his partner in the Lower City during Act Three.

“Too busy to chat, I'm afraid. This walk must be completed.„
Involvement[edit | edit source]
Act Three[edit | edit source]
Bertram and his partner Martina were taking a walk in Bloomridge Park but became separated due to Bertram's quick jaunt. Bertram is determined to finish each walk and oblivious to leaving his wife behind. The party can interact with both Bertram and Martina to reunite them.
Idle banter[edit | edit source]
Martina: Oho - a new face in the park! How charming.
- Bertram: First you worry about the guards, now you're chatting to every stranger we see - there's no time Martina! We must complete our walk!
- Martina: Fine, darling. Fine. I apologise for my husband, he takes his 'daily constitutional' very seriously.
Bertram: No time to chat - we've a walk to finish! Forty-three years and I've never stopped short.
- Martina: Yes, and my knees feel every year.
Martina: Good heavens - I think that's quite enough walking for today, Bertram.
- Bertram: But... I've not missed my walk in forty three -
- Martina: BERTRAM. HOME. NOW.
Martina: Oh, don't look so dour, Bertram. You can do two walks tomorrow to make up for it.