Astarion/Banter

Interactions

Companion	Approval	Banter	Romance
Astarion	Approval	Banter	Romance
Gale	Approval	Banter	Romance
Karlach	Approval	Banter	Romance
Lae'zel	Approval	Banter	Romance
Shadowheart	Approval	Banter	Romance
Wyll	Approval	Banter	Romance
Halsin	Approval	Banter	Romance
Minthara	Approval	Banter	Romance
Jaheira	Approval	Banter	n/a
Minsc	Approval	Banter	n/a

A collection of Astarion's remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.

Remarks

At low health:

• Heal me, damn you!
• Gods - it hurts.
• Urgh. That nearly ended me.
• I can't take much more...
• I need healing - now!

Attacked by party member:

• Think you're funny, do you?

Can't fit in a small hole:

• That thing is small, and I am not.

Can't fit in a tiny hole:

• That thing is tiny, and I am not.

Can't use an item:

• It's uncooperative.
• That did nothing.
• It's not broken, but it isn't working either.
• Seems not.

Can't use an item while in combat:

• Now is not the time.
• Let's wait until no one's trying to kill me.
• Killing people now, playing with doodads later.
• Maybe later, when I'm not locked in combat?

Finding a locked item:

• I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.
• I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere...
• Locked tight, but there must be some way to open it.
• No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.

Looking at a globe:

• The world looks so small. Like you could just reach out and take it.

Looking at an astrolabe:

• Not just a world to explore, but an entire cosmos...

Looking into a mirror:

• I don't need a reflection to know this looks fabulous.
• Hmm, yes... still nothing.
• Looking perfect as always. I assume.

Looking into a telescope:

• I never cared for spyglasses. Watching things from afar is hardly fun.

Succeeded Perception roll (trap):

• A trap. Someone doesn't like visitors.
• Be careful, there are traps about.
• Traps. How considerate.
• Oh dear, someone's left a trap out for us.

Succeeded Investigation roll:

• Well now, what have we here?
• Well hello there.
• Hmm, what could you be?
• What's that I spy?
• Ah, interesting.

Succeeded Investigation roll (trap):

• It's a trap. And a nasty one at that.
• A devious little trap.
• Hello, you wicked little thing.

Identified a mimic:

• A poor imitation. I see you, you sneaky little shapeshifter.

Surprised by mimic:

• Yes, yes. I'd hide my true form if I looked like you, too.
• Ugh. That creature was rather prettier in disguise.

Location Remarks

Act One

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Act Two

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Act Three

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Party Banter

Astarion and Gale

• Astarion: I am enjoying our walks together, aren't you, Gale?
• Gale: Uhm... Sure. In silence.

Astarion and Karlach

• Astarion: Biting flies, midges - shouldn't nature be beautiful and serene? It looks so nice in the Upper City parks.
• Karlach: Upper City, huh? Swish. Never spent much time there myself.
• Astarion: I'll happily take you. If we survive this bugs' banquet.
• Karlach: Sounds good. I've always been curious what a patriar loo looks like.

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Astarion and Lae'zel

• Astarion: So, you know about these parasites. Will we survive them?
• Lae'zel: Only if my people extract them. The only other cure is the blade.
• Astarion: Okay. Wonderful.

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• Astarion: You fight well, but you're so efficient. Why not have a little fun?
• Lae'zel: Fun? I fight to win, not to make spectacles.
• Astarion: What a waste.

Astarion and Shadowheart

• Astarion: So, you and Lae'zel? Seems tense.
• Shadowheart: Please, don't remind me. But keep your guard up with her.
• Astarion: Noted.

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• Astarion: Shadowheart. Such a grim name for such a beautiful flower.
• Shadowheart: I heard you mumbling that line to yourself earlier - it needs more work.
• Lae'zel: Fortunate for his tongue he didn't say it to me.

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(In the temple of Shar)

• Astarion: I do like it down here. It's nice. Homey.
• (If Shadowheart's allegiance has been revealed)
  • Shadowheart: This is a dedication to my goddess' power and dark beauty. Homey is not the first word that comes to mind.
• (If Shadowheart's allegiance hasn't been revealed)
  • Shadowheart: This temple is positively dripping with power and dark beauty - is homey truly the first word that springs to mind.

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(In Reithwin Tollhouse)

• Shadowheart: I have to ask, Astarion. Do people taste different from one another, when you feed?
• Astarion: It all depends. A clean neck certainly helps.
• Shadowheart: Come on, you know I'm talking about their blood.
• Astarion: Of course, there are different vintages. Young noble is wonderful if you can get it, but crone has its charms too.

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(In the House of Healing)

• Astarion: It's a long time since I was in a house of healing. Gods, it's depressing.
• Shadowheart: I suppose you don't have much use for hospitals... unless you're seeking to steal their blood stock.
• Astarion: True, although I don't heal as fast as I used to. The one downside to the tadpole, I suppose.
• Shadowheart: The one downside? I think you might have stopped the count too soon...

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(At Cazador's Palace)

• Shadowheart: So, Astarion. Vampire dens - what should I expect?
• Astarion: Vampires would be a safe bet.
• Shadowheart: Hilarious. You belong on stage - perhaps the bloodstained sort, with a hooded man standing by, axe in hand.
• Astarion: So long as there's a cheering crowd. As for vampire dens, I'd brace your nose. They can be very... organic.

Astarion and Minthara

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Astarion and Jaheira

(In the Lower City)

• Astarion: Beyond that gate is the Upper City, housing the great and the good of Baldur's Gate.
• Jaheira: You yearn for a better class of company, Astarion?
• Astarion: Gods no - who'd want to spend time with anyone great or good?

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(In the Lower City)

• Astarion: Cazazdor always warned us to stay clear of this neighbourhood. Never said why, though.
• Jaheira: The last spawn who tried was sunk into the cobblestones and left for the sun to find. I had an unfortunate taste for theatrics, in my youth.
• Astarion: Ah. Yes, that was probably it.

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(In the North Alleys)

• Jaheira: Never mind the shining squares - I am more comfortable on streets such as this. A peek at the true face behind the mask.
• Astarion: Yet another thing we have in common. We're two peas in a pod.
• Jaheira: I said a peek behind the city's mask, Astarion - not a look up its skirts.
• Astarion: Jaheira! What do you think of me?

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(Ascendant Astarion)

• Jaheira: You consumed all the spawn in your service, lord Astarion. You shall have to fend for yourself a while.
• Astarion: Oh, I've never had trouble attracting foolish, pretty people.
• Jaheira: Nor did Cazador, it seems.
• Astarion: Jaheira! ... You think I'm pretty?

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(Spawn Astarion)

• Jaheira: I am glad it is your non-vampiric charms our friend has fallen for, Astarion. It is, isn't it?
• Astarion: Of course! Is it so unbelievable that they would simply like me?
• Astarion: If you insist on prying, perhaps you'd care to join us and see how much we enjoy one another?
• Jaheira: Why? Do you require some instruction on how the deed is done?
• Astarion: I'm sure even I could learn some new tricks from an old veteran such as yourself.

Astarion and Minsc

(By the Basilisk's Gate)

• Minsc: Ah, but it is a fine thing to walk with friends beneath the warming sun!
• Astarion: Friends' might be a stretch, but otherwise - yes, I fully agree!
• Minsc: You might have your cloudy locks to keep the heat off your head, but do not forget that Minsc has Boo! We will be like twins, eh?
• Astarion: We will? Gods - two hundred years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more.

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(In Harborview Park)

• Minsc: Oh, I do not know, Boo. If you buried the nuts here before we were stone, I am thinking they might have gone bad.
• Astarion: Minsc! Enough! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing and you know it.
• Minsc: Well, Astarion. Boo is of good breeding, and so only speaks when he has something nice to say.
• Minsc: Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you.
• Astarion: How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster.

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(By the Eastern Docks)

• Minsc: ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!
• Astarion: Minsc, please - slow down. Use your words.
• Minsc: Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire - feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!
• Astarion: It's a sweet thought, but fish just doesn't have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.
• Minsc: No, you do not 'agree', Boo. I told you you have been spending far too much time around the pale one...

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(Ascendant Astarion)

• Minsc: Do not think your twinkly-eyed wiles will work on us, vampire lord.
• Astarion: Oh, I know I could never tempt you, but maybe your little friend would like to perch on a more elegant shoulder?
• Minsc: Do not look into his eyes, Boo! Think not of nesting in his thick and downy mane!
• Astarion: You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it.

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(Spawn Astarion)

• Minsc: No, Boo. Astarion is a friend now - he would never bite you.
• Minsc: Yes, vampire?
• Astarion: Yes... I mean - no? I am not interested in biting the rodent is the point.
• Astarion: Not least because he lives in your trousers...