Spatula Farggo

Spatula Farggo is a dwarven kitchen worker who can be found in the Elfsong Tavern distributing leftovers to hungry Baldur's Gate citizens during Act Three.

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I've seen hungry folk try and eat copies of the Gazette before - wouldn't recommend it.

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— Spatula Farggo

Involvement

Act Three

Farggo can be found just outside the kitchen of the Elfsong Tavern surrounded by Harissa Chopeta, Pickles, Slumgullion, and Tooralooralayo. He is attempting to distribute discarded food without Chef Roveer knowing.

Farggo's attitude towards the party may change depending on the outcome of  Stop the Presses.

Idle banter

Spatula Farggo: Quiet, now - we don't want Chef Roveer overhearing us.

• Spatula Farggo: And don't push! There's enough for everyone, for Chauntea's sake.
  • Harissa Chopeta: Sorry, sir. Thank you, sir.
    • Tooralooralayo: Gods bless you for your kindness!
      • Spatula Farggo: It's the least I can do - all this would've gone to waste otherwise.

Spatula Farggo: We've got...

• Spatula Farggo: Lots of bread, actually - and only a day or two old.
  • Spatula Farggo: Also some fruit cake - that never goes off.
    • Tooralooralayo: The littl'un loves cake...
      • Spatula Farggo: Then consider it yours, love.
        • Tooralooralayo: Oh, you are a sweetheart! Thank you from both of us.

Spatula Farggo: I don't like giving you what other people have been picking at...

• Spatula Farggo: But there is a whole chicken someone only took a leg off.
  • Spatula Farggo: I wouldn't give you anything I wouldn't eat myself.
    • Harissa Chopeta: Can... can I have that, please, sir?
      • Spatula Farggo: Of course, love! And please don't call me sir - I'm barely even a chef.
        • Harissa Chopeta: Thank you...

Spatula Farggo: Oh, I've also got some fruit this time, would you believe it?

• Spatula Farggo: Apples. Nice fresh ones and all - don't think I've had crisper.
  • Spatula Farggo: Also some leeks. Which I realise aren't a fruit. Or that good raw. But we do have a lot of them.
    • Spatula Farggo: Anyone for the leeks?
      • Spatula Farggo: No...?
        • Spatula Farggo: I don't blame you - but I will if you won't have some of the leek soup it looks like I'll be making for next time.