Slarmy

Slarmy is a Lightfoot halfling who can be found near the broken cart east of the Abandoned Windmill in Rivington during Act Three.

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Look at that - finest pie that fruit could have made. Now it's mush.

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— Slarmy

Involvement

Slarmy can be found who can be found near the broken cart east of the Abandoned Windmill in Rivington. He is scavenging the cart together with Zeffy Softbluff and Tina Two-Thumbs Tina Two-Thumbs. They condemn the people who have broken down the cart and looted it, although they themselves are scavenging the leftovers.

Idle banter

Zeffy Softbluff: Take the wood from the cart too - that'll be good for a fire, if nothing else.

• Tina Two-Thumbs: Finders bloody keepers, I say.
  • Slarmy: Bloody savages, the lot of them!
    • Zeffy Softbluff: We're as desperate as the rest of these 'savages'. They just had the sense to move quicker than us.

Slarmy: Look at that - finest pie that fruit could have made. Now it's mush.

• Tina Two-Thumbs: Remember that spiced apple loaf we had in Waterdeep? The big one?
  • Slarmy: Gods, I can practically smell it.
    • Zeffy Softbluff: Shut it. Scavenge whatever you can from this mess - we'll make something out of it.