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Slarmy is a Lightfoot halfling who can be found near the broken cart east of the Abandoned Windmill in Rivington during Act Three.
“Look at that - finest pie that fruit could have made. Now it's mush.„
Involvement[edit | edit source]
Slarmy can be found near the broken cart east of the Abandoned Windmill in Rivington. He is scavenging the cart together with Zeffy Softbluff and Tina Two-Thumbs. They condemn the people who have broken down the cart and looted it, although they themselves are scavenging the leftovers.
Idle banter[edit | edit source]
- Slarmy
- The state of this cart - what were they thinking?!
- Zeffy Softbluff
- They wasn't thinking - starving folk tend not to.
- Slarmy
- If they'd just lined up and - and taken their fair shares, we'd have plenty for everyone!
- Zeffy Softbluff
- 'If' won't get us fed and watered.
- Slarmy
- Look at that - finest pie that fruit could have made. Now it's mush.
- Tina Two-Thumbs
- You remember that spiced apple loaf we had in Waterdeep? The big one?
- Slarmy
- Gods, I can practically smell it.
- Zeffy Softbluff
- Shut it. Scavenge whatever you can from this mess - we'll make something out of it.
- Zeffy Softbluff
- Take the wood from the cart too - that'll be good for a fire, if nothing else.
- Tina Two-Thumbs
- Finders bloody keepers, I say.
- Slarmy
- Bloody savages, the lot of them!
- Zeffy Softbluff
- We're as desperate as the rest of these 'savages'. They just had the sense to move quicker than us.