Slatey Marven

Slatey Marven provides unsolicited art criticism in the Lower City of Baldur's Gate during Act Three.

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These artist types are always so soft, aren't they? You make one little comment and their egos crumble to dust.

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— Slatey Marven

Involvement

Act Three

Slatey Marven is assessing the murals on the wall east of Lora's House and providing a harsh review to the artist,  Splatters Doolug.

Idle banter

• Slatey Marven

  Bit cheery isn't it? Don't you know there's a war on?

• Splatters Doolug

  It's precisely in times of trouble that we need images of peace.

• Slatey Marven

  You're just making that up on the spot.

• Slatey Marven

  Is that supposed to be a bard or a druid?

• Splatters Doolug

  It's open to interpretation.

• Slatey Marven

  Sounds like something you'd say if you had no idea.

• Slatey Marven

  The hands are too big. And I don't like the colours.

• Splatters Doolug

  Everyone's a critic these days...

• Splatters Doolug

  You don't have to look at it, you know.

• Slatey Marven

  Why'd you make it so big then?