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Skeeve Stabwell
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Skeeve Stabwell is a human member of The Guild
Involvement[edit section | visual editor]
Skeeve guards the Guildhall entrance in the Lower City of Baldur's Gate.
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- Terse Torvalt
- Look at that cloud. Looks just like a hollyphant, that does.
- Sledge Pettifeet
- You're supposed to be looking out for us, not the bloody skies.
- Terse Torvalt
- Not my fault. I've got an overactive imagination.
- Skeeve Stabwell
- Try and imagine doing your job properly, then.
- Sledge Pettifeet
- You ever get bored of standing in this alley?
- Skeeve Stabwell
- Oh no. I love it. It fills me with purpose.
- Terse Torvalt
- Nah, it's great getting paid to do nothing but scratch my arse. Dream job, this is.
- Skeeve Stabwell
- Not my dream.
- Terse Torvalt
- 'When I was lad I made merry, made merry - With a beautiful lass from the plains...'
- Skeeve Stabwell
- Oh gods, he's at it again.
- Sledge Pettifeet
- Oi! What have we told you about bloody singing?
- Skeeve Stabwell
- Spoil sport.
- Sledge Pettifeet
- Right. Here's one. Who's pocket would you rather pick - a druid's, or a cleric's?
- Skeeve Stabwell
- Cleric, any day. Last time I emptied a druid's pockets, all I got for it was a nest of bloody squirrels.
- Terse Torvalt
- Nah, gotta be druid. Clerics don't carry much gold on 'em. Always offering it to their bloody gods.
- Sledge Pettifeet
- You're both wrong. You pick the pocket of whatever mark you're asking. Common sense, that.

































