Pharnilla

Pharnilla is a human child in the Heapside district of the Lower City in Act Three.

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Bet these breaks would go quicker if I could read...

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— Pharnilla

Involvement

Act Three

Pharnilla can be found in the alley not far from the Crimson Draughts shop. She is arguing with her friend  Dellys about having proper time for breaks in their work.

Both kids are working as newspaper sellers for Baldur's Mouth Gazette. However, the party cannot buy a sheet from either of them. Pharnilla tries to return to work, mustering different arguments for Dellys, while he holds his ground, trying to act like an experienced person who knows his "rights".

Idle banter

• Pharnilla

  What if I gave you my break? Can I go back to selling gazettes then?

  • Dellys

    No. Boss says we can't take the breaks of other Gazetteers. Trust me, when you're older, you'll appreciate the breaks.

    • Pharnilla

      You're only a year older than me - and I sell more broadsheets.

• Pharnilla

  But whyyyyy can't I keep selling broadsheets? I'm bored.

  • Dellys

    If you keep skipping your breaks, Mr Needle's going to take mine away too.

    • Pharnilla

      Pfft. You're just mad I sell more copies than you.

• Pharnilla

  Come on, if I can't sell broadsheets, I'll be oh-so hungry...

  • Dellys

    That patter works on punters, but I know you spend your wages on sweets.

    • Pharnilla

      Harumph. Mr Needle doesn't even pay enough for the good sweets.

• Pharnilla

  Oh, come on. Give me half your remaining broadsheets. With Gortash dead, they're selling like crazy! (If Enver Gortash is killed)

  • Dellys

    If you sell my broadsheets, how'm I going to make my quota? Huh?

    • Pharnilla

      If you weren't such a duff seller, Del, you wouldn't need the help!

      • Dellys

        And if you weren't such a pest, Pharni, I might do it. But you just talk too mean to me.