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== Location Remarks == | == Location Remarks == | ||
=== Prologue === | |||
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==== [[Nautiloid#Nursery|Nursery]] and [[Nautiloid#Surgery_room|Surgery]] ==== | |||
* ''(Climbed out from the [[Mind Flayer Pod]]):'' “What's happening? Where am I?” ''(also serves as a Responding remark here)'' | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Wherever we are, I don't like it.” | |||
* ''(Interacted with his own pod, 1):'' “Damnable cage.” | |||
** ''(Interacted with his own pod, 2):'' “It doesn't look any better from the outside.” | |||
* ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 1):'' “We had a lucky escape, it seems.” | |||
** ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 2):'' “Empty. Good.” | |||
** ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 3):'' “Someone else escaped, too.” | |||
** ''(Interacted with any other intact pod in the room, 4):'' “Damnable things.” | |||
* ''(Interacted with any other ruptured pod in the room, 1):'' “Not everyone made it out, it seems.” | |||
** ''(Interacted with any other ruptured pod in the room, 2):'' “Burned to a crisp. Seems I got lucky.” | |||
** ''(Interacted with any other ruptured pod in the room, 3):'' “A char-grilled corpse.” | |||
* ''(Looked out from the hull breach):'' "It can't be. We're in the Hells..." | |||
* ''(Looted a dead [[Mind Flayer]]):'' “Wretched thing. You got what you deserved.” | |||
* ''(Used the [[Restoration]]):'' “Curious. I feel good - rejuvenated.” | |||
* ''(After the first fight with the [[Lesser Imp]]s):'' “Vile beasts. Now to get out of here.” ''(triggers only if [[Lae'zel]] or [[Losiir]]{{ref|The githyanki [[Losiir]] appears only in case when one of the players has chosen [[Lae'zel]] as a character origin}} are not in the party, otherwise their line will be played)'' | |||
* ''(Saw a dragon on the way to upper deck):'' “This ship can only take so much. We have to push on, before those dragons bring us down!” | |||
* ''(Interacting with the [[Tentacle Aquarium]] for the first time):'' “Are they - yes. Brains.” | |||
** ''(After the first time):'' “They're almost cute. Almost...” | |||
* ''(Interacting with [[Cerebral Aquarium]] for the first time):'' “What in the Hells - are they plants?” | |||
* ''(After the first time):'' “I never knew mind flayers had such green fingers.” | |||
==== [[Nautiloid#Ceremorphosis_chambers|Ceremorphosis Chamber]] ==== | |||
* ''(Upon entering the chamber, saw the control panel):'' “Strange machinery. It could do anything.” ''(played only if Lae'zel hasn't entered the room with the avatar, otherwise her line will be played)'' | |||
* ''(Failed [[Arcana]] checks while reading the control sigils):'' | |||
** ''(Central sigil):'' “Completely indecipherable.” | |||
** ''(Left sigil):'' “Gibberish.” | |||
** ''(Right sigil):'' “It could say anything.” | |||
* ''(Used ‘Unleash’ button):'' “Too late. They're dead.” | |||
* ''(Used ‘Aggression’ button):'' “Pulling that lever may have been a mistake.” | |||
* ''(Try to open the [[Elaborate Reliquary]] without a key):'' “Locked. Pity.” | |||
** ''(Found the [[Gold Key]]):'' “A key? Now to find the lock.” | |||
** ''(Found the key, already tried to open the chest):'' “A key. About the right size for that chest.” | |||
* ''(Found a socket in [[Shadowheart|Shadowheart’s]] pod):'' “I can't turn it on - not without whatever fits in that socket.” | |||
** ''(Found the [[Eldritch Rune]]):'' “Curious. Looks like it might fit into that machine by the pod.” | |||
** ''(Found the Eldritch Rune, hasn’t spoken to Shadowheart):'' “Well, well. What do you open?” | |||
* ''(Saw dozens of pods in the Transformation room):'' “So. We weren't the only ones.” ''(played only if Lae'zel hasn't entered the room with the avatar, otherwise her line will be played)'' | |||
* ''(Sat in one of the chairs surrounding the pod in Transformation room):'' “What are those voices? Hello?” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “There's no one else here - it's just us.” | |||
** ''(In [[Multiplayer]], responding remark 2):'' “It must be the chair, connecting to ship. And its mind flayers.” | |||
** ''(In [[Multiplayer]], responding remark 3):'' “We should go, before we attract unwanted attention.” | |||
* ''(Trying to read the button in Transformation room, Arcana failed):'' “I hope it means 'escape'. Unlikely, though.” | |||
* ''(Saw the woman in the pod transformed):'' “Gah! Is there a lever with our names on it somewhere?” | |||
* ''(Picked up either [[Slave Mind]] or [[Dark Mind]]):'' “A brain. How delightful.” | |||
** ''(Picked up the second one of these two):'' “Are you a pet or a snack?” | |||
==== [[Nautiloid#Helm|The Helm]] ==== | |||
* ''(In [[Multiplayer]], if another player has entered the Helm, while avatar hasn’t yet):'' “It's coming apart - I need to get to the helm!” | |||
* ''(On the third turn of the fight in the Helm):'' “She's going down. Get out!” | |||
* ''(On the fifth turn of the fight in the Helm):'' “We're going down. Brace!” | |||
* ''(Mind Flayer turns on the party after killing [[Zhalk|Commander Zhalk]]):'' “Treacherous bloody mind flayers! I need to get to that transponder.” | |||
* ''(Mind Flayer died in the fight with cambions):'' “The beast is dead! Now to get out of here...” | |||
* ''(Mind Flayer and cambions dead, avatar reminds themselves of the transponder):'' “Now if I can just get to the transponder.” | |||
* ''(Interacting with [[Nautiloid Tank]] 1):'' “Strange thing. I wonder what it's for.” | |||
** ''(Nautiloid Tank, 2):'' “Another of those tanks.” | |||
** ''(Nautiloid Tank, 3):'' “Such curiously grotesque things.” | |||
* *''(Nautiloid Tank, 4):'' “Another container, same as the others.” | |||
}} | |||
=== Act One === | === Act One === | ||
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* ''(Approaching the dying mind flayer in the Nautiloid Wreck):'' "I'd rather it be hurt than me. Do be careful." | * ''(Approaching the dying mind flayer in the Nautiloid Wreck):'' "I'd rather it be hurt than me. Do be careful." | ||
* ''(Approaching unstable rune - the point of [[Gale|Gale’s]] recruitment):'' “Is that sigil all right? It doesn't look all right.” | * ''(Approaching unstable rune - the point of [[Gale|Gale’s]] recruitment):'' “Is that sigil all right? It doesn't look all right.” | ||
* ''(Saw | * ''(Saw [[Losiir|Losiir's]] dead body):'' “Oh dear - rather a graceless landing from our githyanki guide.” | ||
==== [[Overgrown Ruins]] and the [[Dank Crypt]] ==== | ==== [[Overgrown Ruins]] and the [[Dank Crypt]] ==== | ||
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* ''(Found dead tiefling children after goblins' attack on the grove):'' “Well. What's a little more blood on one's hands.” | * ''(Found dead tiefling children after goblins' attack on the grove):'' “Well. What's a little more blood on one's hands.” | ||
* ''(Found the vines all around the grove blocking the entrance):'' “No one's getting in. Impressive, if a little dramatic.” | * ''(Found the vines all around the grove blocking the entrance):'' “No one's getting in. Impressive, if a little dramatic.” | ||
** ''(Found the vines all around the grove, knows about [[Rite of Thorns]]):'' “Well. It seems we're not invited.” | ** ''(Found the vines all around the grove, knows about [[Rite of Thorns (ritual)|Rite of Thorns]]):'' “Well. It seems we're not invited.” | ||
* ''(Tried to attack the vines):'' “It's no good - they're impossibly strong.” | * ''(Tried to attack the vines):'' “It's no good - they're impossibly strong.” | ||
==== The [[Forest]] ==== | ==== The [[Forest]] and the [[Owlbear Nest]] ==== | ||
* ''(Dealt with [[Andrik]] and [[Brynna]], not knowing about the cult of [[Absolute]]):'' “Did you follow a word of that?” | * ''(Dealt with [[Andrik]] and [[Brynna]], not knowing about the cult of [[Absolute]]):'' “Did you follow a word of that?” | ||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “They're devoted to this Absolute. Whatever it is.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “They're devoted to this Absolute. Whatever it is.” | ||
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* ''(Found Exsanguinated Boar):'' “That boar looks riddled with disease. Best keep our distance.” | * ''(Found Exsanguinated Boar):'' “That boar looks riddled with disease. Best keep our distance.” | ||
* ''(Healed the [[Owlbear|Mother Owlbear]]):'' “She looks better - hungrier, too.” | * ''(Healed the [[Owlbear|Mother Owlbear]]):'' “She looks better - hungrier, too.” | ||
* ''(Found Mother Owlbear killed by goblins, if the party have spared her earlier):'' “Looks like the goblins found her little hideaway.” | * ''(Found Mother Owlbear killed by goblins, if the party have spared her earlier):'' “Looks like the goblins found her little hideaway.” | ||
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'''Elsewhere in the Wetlands/Bog:''' | '''Elsewhere in the Wetlands/Bog:''' | ||
* ''(Found a sword and a helmet in the middle of the bog):'' “A fine sword and hat. And a fine adventurer at the bottom of the swamp, no doubt.” | * ''(Found a sword and a helmet in the middle of the bog {{coords|-3|277}}):'' “A fine sword and hat. And a fine adventurer at the bottom of the swamp, no doubt.” | ||
* ''(Tried to pick a fruit from a [[Sunlit_Wetlands#Barbed_Bulrush|Barbed Bulrush]], pricked a finger):'' “Ah! Damned, stupid bush.” | * ''(Tried to pick a fruit from a [[Sunlit_Wetlands#Barbed_Bulrush|Barbed Bulrush]], pricked a finger):'' “Ah! Damned, stupid bush.” | ||
* ''(Found slaughtered campsite on the riverbank):'' "Looks like we missed all the fun." | * ''(Found slaughtered campsite on the riverbank):'' "Looks like we missed all the fun." | ||
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'''At the gate and in the outer camp:''' | '''At the gate and in the outer camp:''' | ||
* ''(After any party member [[Performance|knocked a rhythm]] on a [[War Drum]] near the outer gate):'' "A fine talent with the drum. You'd do well on a slave ship." | * ''(After any party member [[Performance|knocked a rhythm]] on a [[War Drum]] near the outer gate):'' "A fine talent with the drum. You'd do well on a slave ship." | ||
* ''(After any party member smeared worg dung on their face):'' "I like it. Suits you." | |||
* ''(Walking among the celebrating goblins):'' “We have to sneak the druid out of this? It's a veritable plague of goblins.” | * ''(Walking among the celebrating goblins):'' “We have to sneak the druid out of this? It's a veritable plague of goblins.” | ||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Finding him is one thing - getting him out safely is something else entirely.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “Finding him is one thing - getting him out safely is something else entirely.” | ||
* ''(Freed the [[Owlbear Cub]] and directed it to the camp):'' "I've always wanted a vicious killer as a pet." | |||
* ''(Saw sleeping drunk goblins at the platform above the entrance):'' “Look at all these sleeping beauties. Dead to the world.” | * ''(Saw sleeping drunk goblins at the platform above the entrance):'' “Look at all these sleeping beauties. Dead to the world.” | ||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Shhh. Let's not disturb the sleeping beauties.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “Shhh. Let's not disturb the sleeping beauties.” | ||
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* ''(Talked to either [[Dror Ragzlin]] or [[Minthara]], and they mentioned “the weapon”):'' “This 'weapon' the cult is after - do you think it's our artefact?” | * ''(Talked to either [[Dror Ragzlin]] or [[Minthara]], and they mentioned “the weapon”):'' “This 'weapon' the cult is after - do you think it's our artefact?” | ||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's not advertise it, just in case. The last thing we need is another target on our back.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's not advertise it, just in case. The last thing we need is another target on our back.” | ||
* ''(Responding remark on avatar's comment on receiving "penance" from [[Abdirak]]):'' "I've seen better." | |||
* ''(Found a blocked trapdoor in Ragzlin’s throne room):'' “Stubborn thing. It's blocked from the other side.” | * ''(Found a blocked trapdoor in Ragzlin’s throne room):'' “Stubborn thing. It's blocked from the other side.” | ||
* ''(Killed Minthara):'' “Dead. What a magnificent sight.” | * ''(Killed Minthara):'' “Dead. What a magnificent sight.” | ||
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** ''(Failed):'' "Ah, the symbols from the dwarf'spoem. Now what to do with them…" | ** ''(Failed):'' "Ah, the symbols from the dwarf'spoem. Now what to do with them…" | ||
* ''(Approaching the riddle, hasn't read the poem):'' | * ''(Approaching the riddle, hasn't read the poem):'' | ||
** ''(Successful Investigation check):'' " | ** ''(Successful Investigation check):'' "So, we have moving plates and... some symbols?" | ||
** ''(Failed):'' "Well it's certainly... something." | ** ''(Failed):'' "Well it's certainly... something." | ||
* ''(After the riddle is solved):'' "Well. Into the dark we go, I suppose." | * ''(After the riddle is solved):'' "Well. Into the dark we go, I suppose." | ||
==== [[Underdark]] ==== | |||
'''At the [[Selûnite Outpost]] and around:''' | |||
* ''(Approaching portcullis, saw a [[Minotaur]] killed by traps):'' "Strewth!" | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Careful. Not everyone looks this good dead.” | |||
* ''(Felt the quake):'' "The hells was that? We'd better not get buried down here." | |||
* ''(Approaching myconid [[Rapport Spores (Condition)|spore-guarded territory]], [[Nature]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successul):'' "Ugh, fungal spores. Is a little blood mist too much to ask for?" | |||
** ''(Failed):'' "Urgh. Whatever's in the air, it tastes ''foul''." | |||
* ''(Approaching a group of petrified drow):'' “Huh. Drow statues are normally more regal and pompous.” | |||
* ''(Killed the [[Spectator]], Arcana check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Since when could spectators turn you to stone?” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Entombed forever in stone. A grim fate.” | |||
'''In the [[Ebonlake Grotto]] and [[Decrepit Village]]:''' | |||
* ''(Met the [[Myconid]]s for the first time, [[Intelligence]] check failed):'' “A walking toadstool. That might be the vilest thing I've ever seen.” | |||
* ''(Looking at [[Spaw]] planting spores into a corpse):'' “You know, I can't tell if it's mourning, angry, or just hungry.” | |||
* ''(Saw a corpse revived as a Spore Servant):'' “Raising the dead is easier than capturing slaves. The drow in Menzoberranzan could learn something.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “They're just husks. I couldn't care less if they're slaves or building material.” | |||
* ''(Found the remains of duergar and myconids’ battle):'' “Duergar and myconid bodies. Someone's been fighting.” | |||
* ''(Approached abandoned camp in the Decrepit Village):'' “The camp looks abandoned. And rightly so.” | |||
* ''(Killed [[Glut]]):'' “Poor Glut. All ambition, no competence.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I doubt any tears will be shed. Or... secreted? Whatever mushrooms do.” | |||
'''In the [[Dread Hollow]]:''' | |||
* ''(Found [[Hook Horror]] markings, [[Survival]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Sharp, deep, and fresh. Someone's marking their territory.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' "Strange marks. Left by some charming new monstrosity, I'm sure." | |||
* ''(Saw a Hook Horror up on the cliff, eating a gnome):'' “Over there. Another friendly little critter.” | |||
* ''(Heard Hook Horror calling for reinforcement in battle):'' “Shut that oversized chicken up!” | |||
* ''(Saw [[Bulette|Bulette’s]] holes, [[Nature]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Bulette burrows. Best step lightly - there's a land shark about.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Must be one hell of a mole.” | |||
* ''(Felt Bulette burrowing beneath):'' “What the hells?” | |||
* ''(Bulette approaching, Nature check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' "Was that a bulette? Best watch my step or I'll be lunch." | |||
** ''(Failed):'' "I don't know what that was, and I don't care to." | |||
* ''(Bulette reappeared after hiding underground):'' “Hello again, beautiful. Back for more?” | |||
* ''(Approaching the Sussur Tree):'' "I don't trust this tree. It feels ''wrong''." | |||
* ''(Feeling [[Sussur Antimagic Field (Condition)|Sussur Tree impact]]):'' "I feel cold. Empty. What are these flowers doing to me?" | |||
* ''(Found Myrna's [[Myrna|dog collar]] after digging out the grave at {{coords|-41|-212}}):'' “What's this? A collar covered in runes...” | |||
** ''(Responding remark, read [[Letter from Amarith]]):'' “All that remains of Lenore's beloved pet, it seems.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark, hasn’t read the letter):'' “It must do something. Damned if I know what, though.” | |||
'''In the [[Arcane Tower]]:''' | |||
* ''(Approaching the entrance, saw scorched ground from [[Arcane Turret]]s):'' “The earth's been charred. Ominous.” | |||
* ''(Read any poem book in the tower):'' “I'm not normally one for literature, but there's something there.” | |||
* ''(Felt Weave emanations from the [[Chest of the Mundane]], [[Arcana]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “That chest's magic. Its energy has me all atingle.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “I can feel the tingle of magic. Something close by...” | |||
* ''(Put an item IN the chest):'' “It's transformed! A clever little trick.” | |||
* ''(Took an item OUT of the chest):'' “It's transformed? What's this trickery?” | |||
* ''(Interact with lights without activating [[Power generator]]):'' “A light without a wick? How are you meant to use the damn thing?” | |||
** ''(Activated Power generator):'' “Ah, magical light. A cute little trick.” | |||
* ''(Blocked lift in the Arcane tower, Arcana check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Why is it broken? You're powered by magic, for goodness sake!” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “It doesn't look broken. Then again, none of us do.” | |||
** ''(Try to trigger it second time):'' “Still useless, I see.” | |||
* ''(Pressed the strange button in [[Lenore De Hurst|Lenore’s]] bedroom, doesn’t have the collar):'' “Strangely low for a button. Strangely useless too.” | |||
** ''(Pressed the button, has Myrna's [[Myrna|collar]] in inventory):'' “Hullo - whatever you did, it made the collar in my pack vibrate.” | |||
** ''(Pressed the button, a party member wears the collar):'' “Ah! Whatever you did, it made my neckpiece vibrate.” | |||
** ''(Pressed the button, got a [[Raw Steak]]):'' “The pet could summon its own food? What a clever little trick.” | |||
** ''(Pressed the button second time):'' “No more? Not one for gluttony, I see.” | |||
* ''(Put on the [[Guiding Light|ring]] obtained from [[Bernard]]):'' “A secret button? It seems this ring is more than just a fashion piece.” | |||
* ''(Sat down on the [[Stool of Hill Giant Strength]]):'' "Well now, what's this? I feel powerful." | |||
** ''(Got up from it):'' "Damn it, it's gone…" | |||
** ''(Destroyed the stool and took the [[Club of Hill Giant Strength|leg club]]):'' “This could do some damage. Waste not...” | |||
'''Collecting the lore on the [[Adamantine Forge]]:''' | |||
* ''(First learned about the forge):'' “An adamantine forge? Sounds like the perfect place to find something expensive.” | |||
* ''(Looted [[Flumph Mating Rituals|disguised book]] from [[Xargrim]], Arcana check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “There's a spell disguising this book. You're not really... 'Flumph Mating Rituals', are you?” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “'Flumph Mating Rituals'?{{ref|Flumphs are a sentient race that inhabits the Underdark. They are known to reproduce themselves through a budding process, hence the bemusement of party members. More on these creatures can be found at {{FRWiki|Flumph|long}}}} Interesting choice, but who am I to judge?” | |||
** ''(If already interrogated Xargrim's corpse):'' “Here's the book he mentioned. Disguised by magic as... 'Flumph Mating Rituals'? Hells...” | |||
* ''(The book transformed, the party knew it was disguised):'' “Ah, the book on flumphs has dropped its disguise.” | |||
** ''(The party didn’t know):'' “That book on flumphs - it's changing. What were you hiding, you sneaky little wizard?” | |||
* ''(Looted [[Filro|Filro’s]] records, not knowing about the forge):'' “Rambling garbage. Typical.” | |||
** ''(Deciphered the record scroll):'' “The forge has a guardian undone by heat and hammer. Sounds simple...” | |||
** ''(If learned about the forge first from Filro):'' “A hidden adamantine forge? Imagine the blades you could produce with that.” | |||
*** ''(Responding remark, successfully deciphered drow’s records):'' “There is a guardian to take care of, of course. But all we need is a... 'hot hammer'?” | |||
*** ''(Failed to decipher the record scroll):'' “I would've appreciated more details, personally. The rest of the note reads like gibberish.” | |||
* ''(Second mention of the forge):'' “Seems like a popular spot, this forge. Everyone's looking for it.” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from Filro’s corpse):'' “Seems the mad drow wasn't the only one searching for this forge.” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from Filro’s notes):'' “The same forge from the wizard's notes? The notes that mentioned a guardian?” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from [[Dhourn]]/Dhourn’s corpse):'' “Our wizard friend Dhourn was looking for this forge too. A popular spot.” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from Dhourn’s [[Memory Shard]]):'' “This is the same forge the memory shard showed us, surely?” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from Xargrim’s corpse):'' “hat's the same forge the drow's corpse mentioned, surely?” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from Xargrim’s disguised book):'' “That enchanted journal mentioned an adamantine forge too. Seems popular.” | |||
** ''(The party knows about it from [[Skarjall]]):'' “The same adamantine forge the duergar were harping on about? Interesting.” | |||
* ''(Third mention of the forge):'' “The forge again? Hells, we know everything bar how it smells.” | |||
'''Dealing with [[Mushroom Circle]]s in the Underdark and beyond:''' | |||
* ''(Found dead drow at the foot of the crag, [[Medicine]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Bones snapped like twigs. Must've been quite a fall.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “A dead drow. No one's going to shed any tears.” | |||
* ''(Found illusory mushroom “ladder” leading toward crag top at {{coords|67|-256}}):'' “Bloody Underdark. Even the mushrooms are out to get you.” | |||
* ''(Found illusory wall on the top of the crag):'' “A fake wall. Hopefully hiding real secrets.” | |||
* ''(Approaching a mushroom ring, knows its purpose):'' “No glow? How dull.” | |||
** ''(Not knowing the purpose):'' “That's not normal, is it? A perfect ring of mushrooms.” | |||
* ''(Entered a mushroom ring, knows its purpose):'' “Nothing? How disappointing.” | |||
** ''(Not knowing the purpose):'' “Well, it's certainly... symmetrical?” | |||
* ''(Activated the mushroom ring):'' “Well. That's different, at least.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark into [[Overgrown Tunnel]], [[Ethel]] is dead):'' “The old crone had a back door. Interesting.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark into Overgrown Tunnel, Ethel survived):'' “Ah, here we are again.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Overgrown Tunnel to the [[Putrid Bog]]):'' “Just once, I'd like to teleported to a nice feather bed.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Overgrown Tunnel into the Underdark, hasn’t been to Underdark earlier):'' “Stale air in a grim cave. This must be the Underdark.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Overgrown Tunnel into the Underdark, has been to Underdark):'' “And we're back. A fungal shortcut.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Putrid Bog into Overgrown Tunnel, Ethel is dead):'' “The lazy old crone built herself a shortcut.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Putrid Bog into Overgrown Tunnel, Ethel survived):'' “Our hag's lair. Charming.” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark to the Putrid Bog):'' “The hells? Why would it take us here of all places?” | |||
* ''(Teleported from the Underdark to the [[Sunlit Wetlands]] (Ethel’s illusion is still intact)):'' “The hells? What's so important about these wetlands that it would lead here?” | |||
'''Elsewhere in the Underdark:''' | |||
<!--* ''(Looking at cave paintings, [[History]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “[[Lolth]] leading her drow into the Underdark. This must be ancient.” | |||
* ''( | ** ''(Failed):'' “Please. I prefer my art to be a little less... shit.” - Couldn't find the place, probably another cut-out upon release--> | ||
** ''( | * ''(Entering [[Zhentarim]] storehouse from the Underdark):'' "The Black Network's mark. Spies, murderers, and thieves ahead, I guess." | ||
** ''(Entering the storehouse, descending from [[Zhentarim Hideout]])'' "Glowing rocks? Mushrooms? This is no simple storage room." | |||
* ''(Found a Drow resupply stash at {{coords|71|-220}}): “A resupply stash. I wonder if Lolth's pets left anything good.” | |||
* ''(Heard [[Baelen Bonecloak|Baelen’s]] cries for help): “Sounds like someone's about to die. I feel so at home here.” | |||
** ''(Failed)'' | * ''(Killed all [[Kuo-toa]] in [[Festering Cove]], thus dissipating [[BOOOAL|BOOOAL’s]] magic): “His power died with the fish creatures. I expected more from the 'Lord of Murder'.” | ||
* ''(Entering [[Zhentarim]] storehouse)'' "The Black Network mark. Spies, murderers, and thieves ahead, I guess." | |||
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==== [[Grymforge]] ==== | ==== [[Grymforge]] ==== | ||
* ''(Looking down | '''At the [[Clan Flameshade]] [[Grymforge#Duergar_encampment|camp]]:''' | ||
* ''(Arriving at the Grymforge):'' “No duergar built this fort. They don't have the imagination.” | |||
* ''(Met a [[Scrying Eye]]):'' “A scrying eye. Someone's watching this place.” | |||
** ''(If already seen one in the Goblin Camp):'' “Another scrying eye, same as the one skulking around the goblins' camp. Someone's watching.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark to both options):'' “Let's not make a scene, then.” | |||
** ''(Looted a dead Scrying Eye):'' “How precious. A scrying eye, forever shut.” | |||
* ''(Saw drow corpses in cages near the pier):'' “These drow are a statement. It's not like duergar to be so bold.” | |||
* ''(Looted the [[Engraved Pin]] from a drow corpse, HIS check successful):'' “A pin with the Harpers' emblem. Strange to see this all the way down here.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Pretty pin. Might be worth a few coins.” | |||
* ''(After talking to [[Kith|Stonemason Kith]]):'' “Every ancient ruin has a story to tell - that much is true, at least.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “A rather fascinating history - shame the place is so dusty.” | |||
* ''(Found Dark Justiciars’ skeletons):'' “Dark Justiciars, just as Halsin said. Moonrise Towers must be close.” | |||
* ''(Saw crates with old Sharran gear at {{coords|-668|400}}):'' “Rusted and useless. Pity.” | |||
* ''(Found a crossbow in an old crate, History check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “No duergar made this. The design looks Sharran...” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Oh this is far too nice to be duergar-made.” | |||
* ''(Looted [[Adamantine Slag|a piece of adamantine]], knows about the forge):'' “It's mostly slag, but something's sparkling in there. Hello! Are you adamantine?” | |||
** ''(Doesn’t know about it):'' “Something's sparkling in there, but it's mostly slag.” | |||
* ''(Found defaced statue of [[Shar]], recognized the symbol of the [[Absolute]]):'' “The mark of the Absolute. No intention of playing nice with other gods, it seems.” | |||
** ''(Did not recognize the symbol):'' “A little blasphemous graffiti, though I don't recognise the symbol.” | |||
* ''(If [[Nere]] died in the cave-in):'' “No one's here? Just as well - we can grab Nere's head and go.” | |||
* ''(Looking at the [[Gauntlet of Shar|Shar temple]] down from the ruined bridge):'' “Impressive-looking ruins down there, but well out of reach.” | |||
'''Exploring the [[Grymforge#Abandoned_Temple|Sharran city]]:''' | |||
* ''(Found the traces of [[Thulla|Thulla’s]] escape, [[Perception]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Footprints on the ground. Always worth a look.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “What's that? Blood on the ground...” | |||
** ''(Interacting with chains or bloodied arrows, [[Survival]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Arrows and the bloody tracks of short legs. Someone went gnome-hunting.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Urgh. What a mess.” | |||
* ''(Respond to Harper’s watchword from [[Undelivered Letter]], History check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “A spell. Cast Light on the chest, and we should be all clear.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “I'm sure that's very useful if you know what it means. Alas, I don't.” | |||
* ''(Approaching the location of the [[Harper Stash]]):'' “If the Dark Justiciar's letter was right, there should be a stash here somewhere.” | |||
* ''(Saw the Harpers’ rune, hasn’t read the Undelivered Letter, Survival check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “A Harper's rune. Something must be stashed nearby.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “A secret rune or just graffiti? Hard to say.” | |||
* ''(Saw [[Mimic|false chests]], [[Investigation]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “If I were sensible, I'd lock it in a chest. But if I were clever, I'd put chests everywhere and hide it somewhere else entirely...” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Now to find the damn thing...” | |||
* ''(Entered a banquet hall, [[Religion]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful): “Ah, a Nightfall feast in honour of Shar. An evening of food and merriment before a spot of murder - charming.” | |||
** ''(Successful 2): “Ah, a Nightfall feast. Though I'm not sure it should be quite so ripe.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark): “I've heard of that - a banquet that ends with you murdering someone in Shar's name. Quite the event.” | |||
** ''(Failed): “Feeling hungry? I'm decidedly not.” | |||
* ''(Found a loose stone at {{coords|-600|422}} through [[Perception]] check):'' "Well well, a loose stone. What are you hiding?" | |||
* ''(Found a place where [[Philomeen]] climbed up the ledge, knows about her escape):'' “Rope and gear. That gnome's escape route, no doubt.” | |||
** ''(Does not know about her):'' “Rope and gear. Someone was feeling adventurous.” | |||
* ''(Found a [[Devilfoil Mask]]):'' “A curious mask. It's almost cute.” | |||
** ''(Arcana check successful):'' “A merregon mask, no less. Hells' footsoldiers.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Sadly, 'cute' alone isn't worth much.” | |||
** ''(Arcana check successful, knows about merregons’ habits):'' “A whole gaggle of merregons. They never fight alone, though - where's their commander?” | |||
** ''(Doubts whether the merregons’ commander is dead):'' “Still only merregon remains, though. Whatever commanded them, I'm not sure it's dead.” | |||
* ''(Tried to put on the mask):'' “It's surprisingly heavy. Style over practicality, I suppose.” | |||
** ''(Found a second mask):'' “Gods, how many masks are there?” | |||
** ''(Found the third mask (?)):'' “The longer you look at them, the more unsettling they get.” | |||
* ''(Found the [[Idol of Shar]], the party knows [[Shadowheart]] is a Sharran):'' “An aspect of the Lady of Loss. Shadowheart may appreciate its finding.” | |||
** ''(The party does not know):'' “An idol of the Lady of Loss - now found. Lovely.” | |||
* ''(Found a bunch of rusty weapons):'' “The weapons here are more rust than steel. How long's it been since they tasted flesh?” ''(triggers only for the first time interacting with those)'' | |||
* ''(Interacted with the [[Orb of Darkvision]]):'' “Oh that's a familiar feeling. Darkness and loss.” | |||
* ''(Read [[Abandoned Journal]]):'' “Beasts and Hellknights? You can hardly blame him for being a coward.” ''(triggers after finding at least one Devilfoil Mask)'' | |||
* ''(Stepped on a platform held by chains):'' “Lovely. Held together by rust and hope.” | |||
'''In the [[Adamantine Forge]]:''' | |||
* ''(Coming closer to the Adamantine forge):'' “It is getting toasty. Surely the forge must be close.” | |||
* ''(Saw the forge for the first time):'' “An incredible sight. And people say size doesn't matter.” | |||
** ''(Saw the forge for the first time 2):'' “Found the forge. And to think people say size doesn't matter.” | |||
* ''(Filled the crucible with [[Mithral Ore]]):'' “Seems it's all full up.” | |||
* ''(Interacting with mould chamber, has at least one [[Mould]]):'' “What's this? A snug little spot for that mould, I think.” | |||
** ''(Doesn’t have any moulds):'' “There's a gap here. Could fit a mould or - I don't know, some other blacksmithery?” | |||
** ''(Filled only crucible, hasn’t any moulds):'' “I fed you some metal, what more do you want?” | |||
** ''(Filled only crucible):'' “Now we have metal and a forge, but no mould.” | |||
** ''(Placed only mould):'' “Fits perfectly. Now we just need something to forge.” | |||
** ''(Filled and placed both, seeking how to activate):'' “I hope this is worth me playing blacksmith.” | |||
* ''(The platform moves down after activating):'' “Arriving in style. I rather like it!” | |||
* ''(Trying to forge without lava):'' “Well, that didn't work. What's missing?” | |||
** ''(If has already crafted one piece):'' “No joy. Seems I need more lava.” | |||
* ''(Forged the first item, [[Grym]] appears):'' “Oh look, a new friend's come to play.” | |||
* ''(Fighting Grym, the forge hammer doesn’t damage it):'' “It barely tickled him! What am I missing?” | |||
** ''(Successfully damaged Grym with the hammer):'' “Yes! You felt that, didn't you, you stupid lump?” | |||
* ''([[Magma Mephit]]s appear during the fight):'' “Oh, there are mephits now too? Wonderful! Why not?” | |||
* ''(Defeated Grym):'' “Ha! Take that, you stupid, clunking... whatever you are.” | |||
* ''(Approaching lava lake, [[Nature]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “The lava shouldn't be this volatile. Something's wrong.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Quite the lively little pond, aren't you?” | |||
* ''(Noticed [[Lava Elemental]], Arcana check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “A lava elemental. So you're what has this place all stirred up.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “A lava elemental? Because fire would have been too easy.” | |||
==== [[The Risen Road]] and [[Mountain Pass]]==== | |||
'''In and around the [[The_Risen_Road#Toll_House|Tollhouse]]:''' | |||
* ''(Saw dead gnolls on the bridge to the Tollhouse):'' “Someone eviscerated those gnolls. It's rather beautiful.” | |||
* ''(Saw rockfall and wreckage near the Tollhouse):'' “A collapsed tunnel. Nasty way to be buried.” | |||
* ''(Agreed to help [[Anders]], but found out that his crew are actually [[Zariel|Zariel’s]] servants):'' “They made the wrong deal, but they got themselves into that mess. They can get themselves out.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “I had really hoped we were above base pursuits like 'monster hunting'.” | |||
* ''(Entering Tollhouse basement):'' "Urgh, that smells ripe…" | |||
** ''(If the party already knows he’s a vampire):'' “Urgh. That body's so ripe, I'd need to drink the blood with a fork.” | |||
* ''(Stepped on a pressure plate in the tollhouse vault):'' “Seems I've done something, but not enough.” | |||
* ''(The skeleton couple under the broken bridge leading to the road):'' “Some old, forgotten bones.” | |||
** ''(Successful [[History]] check):'' "They're sporting Harper and druid armour. Fought together and died together." | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Who cares - do they have anything worth taking?” | |||
** ''(Failed 2):'' “I hope your belongings are in better shape than you are.” | |||
'''Fighting gnolls and dealing with [[Find the Missing Shipment|missing shipment]]:''' | |||
* ''(After one of hyenas fled):'' “That cur - where's it running off to?” | |||
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll from dying hyena, seq 1):'' “I've seen some disturbing things, but that was in the top five.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “It certainly puts 'the miracle of birth' in a new light.” | |||
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll, seq 2 - knows about gnolls’ presence in area):'' “The gnolls' stink is everywhere.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “No wonder, if they're leaping from hyenas left and right.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 2 in sequences 1 and 2):'' “This place reeks of blood. Let's go, before more join us.” | |||
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll, seq 3):'' “What in the Nine Hells did I just watch?” | |||
* ''(Witnessed a birth of a gnoll, seq 4 - knows about gnolls’ presence in area):'' “Gnoll birth makes ceremorphosis look like a doddle.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark in sequences 3 and 4):'' “Let's just go. There's only so much my stomach can take.” | |||
* ''(Found the missing shipment, [[Rugan]] dead, hasn’t met [[Zarys]]):'' “You don't hide trinkets in a box like that. There's something good rattling around in there.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “So what are we waiting for? Let's crack it open and see.” | |||
* ''(Found the missing shipment, Rugan dead, has met Zarys):'' “That Zhent woman promised a lot of coin for this chest, but only if we don't peek inside.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “She was very clear that we shouldn't open it... but what if we did, though?” | |||
* ''(Found the missing shipment, conspired with Rugan, has met Zarys):'' “They did not want to part with that chest. And their boss promised good coin if it stays locked.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Yes, but why tell us not to open it unless there's something very good inside?” | |||
'''At [[Waukeen's Rest]] and [[Zhentarim Hideout]]:''' | |||
* ''(Failed a [[Strength]] check to kick out the front door):'' “You huff and puff at the door. I'll find my own way in.” | |||
* ''(Walking near the burning door in the tavern):'' “That door's radiating heat. Time for caution, I think.” | |||
* ''(Cannot lift the fallen beams off [[Benryn]]):'' “I can't - it's too heavy!” | |||
* ''(Found [[Mirileth|Mirileth’s]] corpse):'' “Brown hair? Green dress? Looks like we found Miri.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Exactly as described. Apart from being dead.” | |||
* ''(Saw the haystack with hidden dowry, [[Investigation]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Very nice. And to think I was expecting a needle.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Feed for the beasts.” | |||
* ''(Found a secret entrance to the [[Zhentarim Hideout]]):'' “Oh that's excellent! So good to see a secret passage with some flair.” | |||
* ''(Illusory wall in the Zhentarim Hideout, successful Investigation check):'' “A false wall? Sneaky.” | |||
* ''(After the [[Flaming Fist]] guard refused to attack the Zhentarim):'' “An honest-to-goodness coward. It's almost refreshing to see.” | |||
'''Meeting with the githyanki scouts near the [[Mountain Pass]]:''' | |||
* ''(Found giant scratches near Mountain Pass entrance):'' “See there? Something tore through that rock like paper.” | |||
** ''(Successful [[Arcana]] check):'' “Dragon claws, surely.” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “Whatever did it, I don't want to meet it.” | |||
* ''(Saw a [[Qudenos|red dragon]]):'' “A red dragon. Look at the power in that body.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “You go a lifetime without seeing one, and then they won't stop pestering you.” | |||
** ''(Saw a red dragon, [[Frightened (Condition)|Frightened]]):'' “Dragon! Look out!” | |||
** ''(Responding remark, Frightened):'' “Blasted wyrm - where did it come from?” | |||
* ''(Picked up dead mercenary’s shield, 1):'' “Not much use against a dragon's breath.” | |||
* ''(Picked up dead mercenary’s shield, 2):'' “It's a well-roasted shield.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “There's not much that can turn aside a dragon's breath.” | |||
* ''(Read a roadsign after dragon’s attack):'' “The dragon saw to our 'detour'.” | |||
* ''(Leaving the area after [[Lae'zel]] ran off to speak with [[Voss]]):'' “Ah, Lae'zel's been left behind. I could go back for her. Or not.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “You're not abandoning her! Just redistributing your presence.” | |||
* ''(Reacting to the sight of Lae’zel’s dead body):'' “What a waste. She was a powerful specimen.” | |||
==== [[Rosymorn Monastery]] ==== | |||
'''Walking down the [[Rosymorn Monastery Trail]]:''' | |||
* ''(Looking at the valley vista from the viewpoint {{coords|-30|-100}}):'' “Monasteries - as gaudy as any noble's palace.” | |||
* ''(Looking at the monastery ruins from afar):'' “I was expecting a gith crèche to look a little less... shit?” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Yes, it does look a little - how can I put it? Shit?” | |||
* ''(Recognizing [[Lathander]] depiction in the statue at {{coords|-63|-133}}, [[Religion]] check successful):'' “Ah, Lathander - god of dawn's sun. Not exactly favoured by my kind.” | |||
* ''(Tried to use the cable car, [[Strength]] check):'' | |||
** ''(Successful):'' “Well that didn't want to move. How long was it stranded there?” | |||
** ''(Failed):'' “It's stuck fast. How long has this been sitting here?” | |||
* ''(Came up to a broken bridge at {{coords|-106|-184}}):'' “Yes, it's quite broken. We'll need another way across.” | |||
'''Exploring the ruined monastery:''' | |||
* ''( | * ''(Came up to the body of a [[Corliss Undertump|cultist]] killed by the [[Add'ath|gith guard]]):'' “Is the enemy of my enemy my friend? Or do the gith only have enemies?” | ||
* ''(Approaching the statue of Lathander at {{coords|73|4}}):'' “Undead crushed underfoot. I'll try not to take it personally.” | |||
* ''( | * ''(Heard the warning from speaking bust, [[Arcana]] check):'' | ||
* ''( | ** ''(Successful):'' “A Magic Mouth{{ref|An [[Illusion School|illusion]] spell that allows to transfer a voice message to anyone who activates a certain trigger. It is not available to cast or learn within the game. Apart from the monastery, active spells can also be found in the [[Thorm Mausoleum]] and in the [[Undercity Ruins]], on the path to the [[Bhaal Temple]]. More on it at {{FRWiki|Magic mouth|long}}}} spell - whoever owned that voice, they must be long dead.” | ||
* ''(Found | ** ''(Failed):'' “At least the statues just talk. With my luck, I was sure they'd attack.” | ||
* ''( | * ''(Found the corpse with a longsword in the chest, [[History]] check):'' | ||
* ''( | ** ''(Successful):'' “Skewered on a gith blade. At least they made it quick.” | ||
* ''( | ** ''(Failed):'' “Skewered like a hog. They probably died like one too.” | ||
* ''(Found active [[Guardian of Faith]] spell):'' “A Guardian of Faith spell. Who knew faith lasted so long?” | |||
* ''( | * ''(In the [[Rosymorn_Monastery#Dawnmasters_memorial|Ceremonial room]], removed the weapon from the altar):'' “Ah, it's lost its glow. That's... unfortunate? I think?” | ||
* ''(Placed a non-Ceremonial weapon on altar):'' “It seems any old weapon will do, if it's the right type.” | |||
* ''( | * ''(Heard [[Gremishka]] meowlings):'' “What is that wailing? A child?” | ||
* ''(Found a | * ''(Recognized Gremishkas, ? check successful):'' “Gremishkas? Those little pussy cats are allergic to magic - better watch my spells.” | ||
* ''( | * ''(Used magic close to a Gremishka):'' “Perhaps we're better off without magic this time?” | ||
* ''(Entered a combat with drunk [[Kobold]]s):'' “This place reeks of alcohol - best watch my fire. Or not...” | |||
* ''(Pass by an inactive Lathander's Lance on the roof, knows where the crèche is):'' “What a majestic weapon. Even the gith would cower at you.” | |||
** ''(Doesn’t know the crèche location):'' “Well look at you. I bet you were a ''powerful'' weapon in your day.” | |||
* ''(Found a githyanki skeleton at {{coords|45|19}}, has been to the crèche):'' “Nothing left of the original raiding party but bones. Shame.” | |||
** ''(Hasn’t found the crèche yet):'' “Nothing but githyanki bones left in this armour. Shame.” | |||
* ''(The [[Giant Eagle]] calling for help in combat):'' “Call all the friends you want, bird. It won't save you.” | |||
==== [[Crèche Y'llek]] ==== | ==== [[Crèche Y'llek]] ==== | ||
* ''(Entered the [[Crèche_Y'llek#Infirmary_and_Dormitory|Dormitory]]):'' “I imagined the gith slept on slabs of stone and nails - not ''beds''.” | |||
* ''(Read the parchment with the rules on the dormitory wall):'' “Rules, rules, rules - life must be a real bore.” | |||
* ''(Set Gremishka loose from the [[Zel'i|gith kids’]] chest):'' “What in the hells -” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “''That's'' what those little brats were tormenting?” | |||
* ''(Looking at the devices in [[Stornugoss|Stornugoss’]] laboratory):'' “Quite the selection of strange little gadgets.” | |||
* ''(Breathed in the [[Strange Gas]] in the [[Crèche_Y'llek#Hatchery|Hatchery]]):'' “That smell is ''rank''. Positively enfeebling.” | |||
* ''(Looking around in the Hatchery):'' “A far cry from the Upper City hot baths, I must say.” | |||
* ''(Saw anatomical diagrams in the [[Crèche_Y'llek#Classroom|Classroom]]):'' “Is that a... ''Ugh.'' These mind flayer diagrams are too detailed.” | |||
* ''(Hit a training dummy in the Classroom):'' “The only doll in a githyanki crèche is an illithid practice dummy. ''Shock.''” | |||
* ''(Started a fight with [[Kethk|sa'varsh Kethk]] and his students):'' “He's guiding his students. They look sharper now - hungry for blood.” | |||
* ''(Opened the apple crate in the corridor):'' “No banquets in sight with this pantry, that's for sure.” | |||
* ''(Read the map in [[Crèche_Y'llek#Captain's_Quarters|Captain’s Quarters]]):'' “These gith have mapped half of bloody Faerûn. To what end, I wonder?” | |||
* ''(Killed [[Therezzyn]], reminding themselves about the Inquisitor):'' “Well, that's one grunt down, but someone else is calling the shots around here.” | |||
* ''(Interacted with the deactivated barrier):'' “Looks like the barrier's already down. How lovely.” | |||
* ''(Walking the bridge that leads to [[Crèche_Y'llek#Inquisitor's_Chamber|Inquisitor’s Chamber]]):'' “Just when you think a place can't get any more ominous. Charming.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “It's unnerving. This place makes my skin crawl.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “I'm more worried about this 'Inquisitor'. Do you really think he'll help us?” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 3):'' “We do have a history of things going badly. But I'm sure ''this time'' will be different.” | |||
* ''(Try to use an inactive Planecaster, before speaking to [[W'wargaz]]):'' “I was hoping for a beep or a clank or ''something''.” | |||
'''Searching and obtaining the [[Blood of Lathander]]:''' | |||
* ''(Found empty altar for the fake Blood of Lathander {{coords|74|67}}):'' “They kept the 'Blood of Lathander' here? Please, it was begging to be stolen.” | |||
* ''(Read the note in the Dawnmaster’s secret stash):'' “The 'Blood of Lathander'? They probably don't mean it literally, unfortunately.” | |||
* ''(Picked up the [[Strange Chunk of Amber|fake Blood of Lathander]]):'' “This is an ancient holy relic? It doesn't feel that ancient. Or holy.” | |||
* ''(Noticed the statues in Inquisitor’s Chamber, Perception check successful):'' “Scuff marks on the floor. Are these statues more mobile than they look?” | |||
** ''(If the party has read [[Old Maintenance Records]] at {{coords|102|26}}):'' “Statues to Lathander, just as the book said. Although it also said they moved.” | |||
* ''(Failed to rotate the statue in Inquisitor’s Chamber):'' “Bloody thing - it's jammed shut.” | |||
* ''(Hit the stuck statue weakly):'' “AH! I was sure I had it that time.” | |||
* ''(Solved the statue puzzle in Inquisitor’s Chamber):'' “Well well, look what you've been hiding.” | |||
* ''(Upon entering the Dawnbreak Gate):'' “Incredible - completely untouched. It looks frozen in time.” | |||
* ''(Took the Blood of Lathander, using [[Dawnmaster's Crest]]):'' “I understand the need for security, but really. That seemed excessive.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “The better the protection, the better the prize. The monks must have treasured this.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “Hardly surprising - it looks ''powerful''.” | |||
* ''(Managed to stop the armed Lance):'' “That was altogether too close.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 1):'' “That would have taken out the monastery, the crèche, and ''most definitely'' us.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark 2):'' “We'll be more cautious in future. Probably. Maybe...” | |||
* ''(Managed to stop the armed Lance, answering to [[Lae'zel]]):'' “We may have caused all that, but we also stopped it. You're welcome.” | |||
* ''(Near the armed Lance on the roof):'' “That machine's ready to blow - let's not hang about.” | |||
* ''(Took the Blood of Lathander and got trapped):'' “Well don't just stand there gawping - get me out of here!” | |||
** ''(Responding remark, avatar is trapped (not him)):'' “Don't worry your pretty little head, I'm sure there's a way out of this.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark, a party member is trapped (not him)):'' “I'll get them free - you find a way out of here!” | |||
** ''(Took the mace after destroying the barrier’s source):'' “Hells, it's all coming down!” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Run, before it buries us here!” | |||
* ''(Got through the portal on the roof):'' “This is better, but I'm still getting the hells out of here.” | |||
* ''(Ran to the right roof):'' “There's no time - I need to get off this damned roof!” | |||
* ''(Ran to the left balcony):'' “Almost clear - just a little further.” | |||
* ''(Jumped to the left roof 1):'' “There's not much time - I have to get out of here ''now''.” | |||
* ''(Jumped to the left roof 2):'' “Enough gallivanting - I need to get down from here!” | |||
* ''(Destroyed the crèche with the Lance):'' “It's gone - the entire place is just... gone.” | |||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Well, you don't see power like that every day.” | |||
'''In the [[Astral Plane]]:''' | |||
* ''(The avatar returned from the [[Discover_the_Artefact's_Secrets#Facing_the_prism_inhabitant|Beckoning Cave]]):'' “Well - did you kill it? And what was it, anyway?” | |||
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** ''(Found animal tracks near Ellie May’s grave):'' “Something scuttled through here. Where was it off to?” | ** ''(Found animal tracks near Ellie May’s grave):'' “Something scuttled through here. Where was it off to?” | ||
** ''(Found animal’s burrow down the ledge):'' “Hello. What's that hiding in the dirt?” | ** ''(Found animal’s burrow down the ledge):'' “Hello. What's that hiding in the dirt?” | ||
** ''(Saw | ** ''(Saw a boar killed by the Shadow Curse at {{coords|92|159}}):'' “Consumed by that blasted curse... Greedy.” | ||
* ''(Saw the dead grove tieflings, [[Investigation]] check):'' | * ''(Saw the dead grove tieflings, [[Investigation]] check):'' | ||
** ''(Successful):'' “Signs of a struggle. For all the good it did them.” | ** ''(Successful):'' “Signs of a struggle. For all the good it did them.” | ||
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* ''(Approaching Tollhouse):'' “A tollhouse? And people call vampires parasites.” | * ''(Approaching Tollhouse):'' “A tollhouse? And people call vampires parasites.” | ||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's hope whoever abandoned it left their valuables behind.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “Let's hope whoever abandoned it left their valuables behind.” | ||
* ''(Approaching Tollhouse, saw [[Harpers|Harpers’]] prayers on the wall):'' “Charms and prayers, scribbled by Harpers before they went into battle.” | * ''(Approaching Tollhouse, saw [[Harpers|Harpers’]] prayers on the wall at {{coords|-81|-67}}):'' “Charms and prayers, scribbled by Harpers before they went into battle.” | ||
** ''(Responding remark):'' “Ah yes, the gods - famously compassionate and concerned with mortal lives.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “Ah yes, the gods - famously compassionate and concerned with mortal lives.” | ||
* ''(Opened Cormyte Shipment Box):'' “Silks from Cormyr? Ah. No. Just cobwebs.” | * ''(Opened Cormyte Shipment Box):'' “Silks from Cormyr? Ah. No. Just cobwebs.” | ||
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==== [[Moonrise Towers]] ==== | ==== [[Moonrise Towers]] ==== | ||
* ''([[Perception|Noticed]] mucus dripping from the wall in the kitchen {{coords|-129|-174}}):'' "Urgh, it's full of dripping... goo? Slime? Whatever it is, it's coming from higher up the tower." | |||
* ''(Read Melodia’s [[Letter to Ketheric]]):'' “Why that's almost beautiful. Imagine what she'd think if she saw him now.” | * ''(Read Melodia’s [[Letter to Ketheric]]):'' “Why that's almost beautiful. Imagine what she'd think if she saw him now.” | ||
* ''(Feeling a ‘hangover’ upon LR after using [[Araj Oblodra|Araj Oblodra’s]] unique potion):'' “Gods damn it. What was in that potion?” | * ''(Feeling a ‘hangover’ upon LR after using [[Araj Oblodra|Araj Oblodra’s]] unique potion):'' “Gods damn it. What was in that potion?” | ||
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** ''(Responding remark):'' “There was barely anything of the man left, even before we finished him.” | ** ''(Responding remark):'' “There was barely anything of the man left, even before we finished him.” | ||
* ''(Took Ketheric’s [[Netherstone]] after killing him as [[Apostle of Myrkul]]):'' “It's not every day you get to kill the Chosen of a god.” | * ''(Took Ketheric’s [[Netherstone]] after killing him as [[Apostle of Myrkul]]):'' “It's not every day you get to kill the Chosen of a god.” | ||
==== The [[Astral Plane]] ==== | |||
* ''(Saw the corpses of the Orpheus’s Royal Guard):'' “Those figures were just githyanki? I was so sure I saw demons.” | |||
* ''(Tried to attack [[Orpheus]]):'' “I can't hurt him. How disappointing.” | |||
* ''(Observing the rocks that Orpheus is chained to):'' “Those rocks look ancient - they won't be cracked open by force.” | |||
* ''(Returned to the camp after meeting the [[Emperor]]):'' “Gods, I need to rest. Maybe the world will feel less insane in the morning.” | |||
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Overview | Approval | Banter | Romance |
A collection of Astarion's remarks and overhead conversations with other characters.
Remarks
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Out of combat
- Keep a blade close.
- Trust no one.
- Watch your back.
- What now?
- Hmm?
- Someone there?
- Hello again.
- Was the sun always that bright?
- Let's see what the day brings.
- What a day.
- Everything looks new.
- Things feel… different.
- Keep your distance, darling.
- I could get used to this.
- Well, hello.
- How delicious.
- Careful - I bite.
- Don't touch me.
Sneaking
- What is it?
- Mmm?
- Quiet…
- Really? Now?
- Now?
- Now what…
- If this isn't important…
- I was trying to concentrate.
- Time to kill?
- Time for a little death?
- Keep your blades close.
- Let's have some fun.
- Hello, you.
- Ready.
- Shall we?
- Quietly now…
- I'm just waiting.
- Something smells tasty.
In combat
- Let's have some fun.
- Time to kill.
- This feels good.
- Let's turn someone inside out.
- Shall we cut and run?
- The danse macabre.
- I've missed this.
- Shall we dance?
- Who's next?
- Go for the throat.
- I feel alive.
- Can you feel death's cold grip?
- There's blood in the air.
- Let's spill some blood.
- I'm ready.
- Let's have some carnage.
- Hungry for the slaughter.
- Time for a cull.
Selection spam
Out of combat
- Why do beautiful people taste better? It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities.
- Ugh. Strahd wouldn't put up with this shit.
- More like Drizzt Don't'Urden - no. No that's not funny.
- Villains! Dissemble no more, I admit the deed! Tear up the floor - here, here! It is the beating of his hideous hea- oh, no, that's his brain. Where did I leave that heart?
Sneaking
- Shhh. Just think sneaky thoughts.
- Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP.
- Be very, very quiet - I'm hunting idiots.
- I've got a brand new torture chamber, so come and play with me.
- I'm trying to focus on murder.
- *Humming.*
- I shot a svirfneblin in Menzoberranzan just to watch him die.
- I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.
Moving
Out of combat
- Go.
- There.
- Moving.
- Quick step.
- Yes, let's.
- Let's go.
- Let's move.
- Let's be quick.
- On my way.
- Don't linger.
- Step lightly.
- Step quick.
- Tread carefully.
- Tread lightly.
- This way.
- Over here…
- Shall we?
- Over there.
- Watch your back.
- Watch the shadows.
- One step at a time.
- Subtle steps.
Sneaking
- Nice and easy.
- Step carefully.
- Just like old times.
- Move unseen.
- The element of surprise.
- They won't see me coming.
- Gently…
- Stay low.
- Not a sound.
- Stepping softly.
- Silent as the grave.
- Quietly…
In combat
- Outmanoeuvre them.
- On the way.
- Keep them guessing.
- This will do nicely.
- Moving.
- With finesse.
- Quickly!
- Let's go.
- Let's move.
- Be quick.
- On my way.
- Don't linger.
- Step quick.
- This way.
- Over here.
- Yes, here.
- Time to move.
- A better position.
Attack
Out of combat
- Let's do it.
- To the death.
- Time for some fun.
- About time.
- Yes.
- Let's play.
- With pleasure.
- Delightful.
- You're mine.
- Happy days.
- Make it hurt.
- Feel their anguish.
- Mutilate them.
- Spill some blood.
- Finally.
- At last.
- Let's dance.
- Time to die.
Sneaking
- You're mine.
- Time to die.
- At last.
- Finally.
- Make it hurt.
- From the shadows.
- They won't see me coming.
- Won't know what bit 'em.
- Surprise.
- Slowly…
- Nice and easy…
- Yes…
- Let's give someone a surprise.
In combat
- Let's do it.
- To the death!
- Yes.
- Yes!
- Excellent.
- Delicious.
- Sounds like fun.
- Let's play.
- Come on then.
- You're mine.
- Spill some blood.
- Break them.
- No escape.
- With pleasure.
- Make it hurt.
- Make it hurt.
- Feel their anguish.
- Mutilate them.
Hiding
Out of combat
- Let's keep to the shadows.
- On tippy toes.
- Just like old times.
- Into the shadows.
- Time for discretion.
- Neither seen nor heard.
- Like a wraith.
- Leave no trace.
- Be very, very quiet.
- On the hunt.
- Let's prowl.
- Ready or not…
In combat
- Just like old times.
- Into the shadows.
- Leave no trace.
- On the hunt.
- Now they see me...
- Time for a new approach.
- They won't know what bit them.
- The subtle approach.
- We'll do it my way.
- Let's have a little fun.
- Ready or not…
- Let's find some prey.
Utility actions
Referred in game devnotes as taking an action like casting Identify, Freedom of Movement, etc.
Out of combat
- Let's try this.
- How about this?
- Something different.
- All right.
- All right.
- Let's go.
- Magnificent.
- This should work.
- We'll try this.
- A fine choice.
- Yes.
- Excellent.
- Let's try this.
- How about this?
- Something different.
- All right.
- All right.
- Let's go.
- Magnificent.
- This should work.
- We'll try this.
- A fine choice.
- Yes.
- Excellent.
- Let's try this.
- How about this?
- Bamboozle them.
- They won't expect this.
- Won't see this coming.
- Do the unexpected.
- Something different.
- All right.
- Let's go.
- Magnificent.
- This should work.
- Hurry...
Helping party member
Reactions differ depending not only on current situation (combat/out of combat), but also on Astarion's relationship towards character
Helping unconscious
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Helping restrained
Relationship | Out of combat | Sneaking | In combat |
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Neutral |
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Romantic |
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Healing and buffing
Casting a buff
Relationship | Out of combat | Sneaking | In combat |
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Neutral |
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Healing a party member
Relationship | Out of combat | Sneaking | In combat |
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Neutral |
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Romantic |
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Talking to another character
Relationship | Out of combat | Sneaking |
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Refusing to talk
Being a player's companion [1]
- Now's not the time.
- I'm not here for chit-chat.
- Do you mind?
- I have a travelling companion. I hardly need another.
- I'm not interested in talking to you.devnote
- Do you mind? I'm very busy.
Health and rest
At low health
- Heal me, damn you!
- Gods - it hurts.
- Urgh. That nearly ended me.
- I can't take much more…
- I need healing - now!
After a Short Rest
- Off we go, then.
- Well, some rest's better than none.
- Enough sitting around - let's go hurt someone.
- All right, time to see what new horror's waiting for us.
Wanting a long rest
- I'm so tired. How do people do this all day?
- Ugh. There had better be a soft bedroll in my near future.
- I need to rest. Sunset can't come quickly enough.
Attacked by party member
- Think you're funny, do you?
- What in the hells was that?
- You damned idiot.
- Stop it.
On character death
- Player: No, you can't die. Get up, damn you!
- Player (Dark Urge): No! My sweet, bloodthirsty friend.
- Gale: No, Gale!
- Karlach: Karlach! You can't die - I won't let you die.
- Lae'zel: Lae'zel - no!
- Shadowheart: Shadowheart! No!
- Wyll: Wyll! Get up, you sweet fool!
- Halsin: No - Halsin! Gods damn it…
- Minthara: Minthara! Damn it all.
- Jaheira: Jaheira! You will be avenged.
- Minsc: No - Minsc! You can't die, not now!
Interacting with environment
- (The globe) The world looks so small. Like you could just reach out and take it.
- (The astrolabe) Not just a world to explore, but an entire cosmos…
- (The telescope) I never cared for spyglasses. Watching things from afar is hardly fun.
- (Small hole) That thing is small, and I am not.
- (Tiny hole) That thing is tiny, and I am not.
Identified a mimic
- A poor imitation. I see you, you sneaky little shapeshifter.
Surprised by mimic
- Yes, yes. I'd hide my true form if I looked like you, too.
- Ugh. That creature was rather prettier in disguise.
Looking into a mirror
As a spawn
- I don't need a reflection to know this looks fabulous.
- Hmm, yes… still nothing.
- Looking perfect as always. I assume.
As an Ascendant
- (First time after ascension) It's… me. The ritual gave me back my reflection - after all these years. (pauses) Hello again. Gods, I missed you.
- Oh, yes. I can see what all the fuss is about.
- Exquisite. Simply exquisite.
- How did I go two hundred years without seeing that face…
Interacting with an item
Referred in game devnotes as using something like a button, a lever or a book
Out of combat
- Let's see here.
- All right.
- All right.
- Very well then.
- Interesting.
- What have we here?
- Let's see.
- How about this?
- Let's see here.
- All right.
- All right.
- Very well then.
- Interesting.
- What have we here?
- Let's see.
- How about this?
- Let's try this.
- All right.
- Just be quick.
- How about this?
- Fine.
- Let's not dally.
- Quick and easy.
- Quickly.
Opening a container/ Empty crate
Out of combat/Sneaking
- A quick rummage.
- What's in here?
- Let's hope for gold.
- I wonder...
- Don't mind if I do.
- I'll just help myself.
- Yes, please.
- Certainly.
- A quick rummage.
- Let's grab what we can.
- A peek won't hurt.
- Just take a peek.
- While they're distracted.
- What's this?
- I'll be right back.
- While they're busy.
An empty crate
- Nothing.
- Empty.
- It is, as they say, empty.
- Vacant as an orc's skull.
Taking an item/ Can't use an item
Out of combat/Sneaking
- What's this?
- What have we here?
- It's mine now.
- Don't mind if I do.
- Well hello.
- A little souvenir.
- Let's have it.
- Into my pocket...
- Let's grab it.
- That's mine.
- A fine souvenir.
- What's this?
- Let's have that.
- It's mine.
- Over there.
- I'll take that.
Out of combat
- It's uncooperative.
- That did nothing.
- It's not broken, but it isn't working either.
- Seems not.
In combat
- Now is not the time.
- Let's wait until no one's trying to kill me.
- Killing people now, playing with doodads later.
- Maybe later, when I'm not locked in combat?
Found a locked item
Something that can be unlocked from elsewhere
- I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.
- I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere...
- Locked tight, but there must be some way to open it.
- No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.
Found an inactive item
Something that can be activated from elsewhere
- Nothing. There must be some other way of activating this...
- Well, that's not working. Maybe the 'on' switch is somewhere else.
- I can't activate it here - there must be a mechanism somewhere else.
- Nothing's happening. There has to be a way to get it working nearby.
Picking a lock
Out of combat
- Oh, for a skeleton key.
- (Chuckle) Easy…
- Should be easy.
- Simple.
- A crooked touch.
- With pleasure.
- Hardly a challenge.
- Let's crack it open.
- Quietly.
- With pleasure.
- Quick and quiet.
- Let's go.
- What fun.
- Simple.
- Easy.
- With ease.
- Let's be quick.
- Crack it open.
- Make it quick.
- Picking under pressure.
- Not the best timing.
- While they're distracted.
Pickpocketing
Out of combat
- Let's have a rummage.
- A little chicanery.
- Some mild larceny.
- What can we rescue?
- Let's cut a purse.
- A very pinchable pocket.
- Naughty naughty.
- A light touch.
- Let's have a rummage.
- A little chicanery.
- Some mild larceny.
- Don't look now...
- What can we rescue?
- The softest touch.
- Let's cut a purse.
- A very pinchable pocket.
- Don't look now...
- What can we rescue?
- While they're distracted.
- A fine opportunity.
- Quick and quiet.
- Cut a purse, then a throat.
Successfully picking a pocket
Sneaking
- Like candy from a gnome.
- A quick profit.
- Thank you.
- Don't mind if I do.
- What a generous pocket.
- Delightful.
- Almost too easy.
- Sucker.
- Quick and easy.
- Bless the oblivious.
- Not even a challenge.
- You're coming with me.
- A little souvenir.
- Time to go.
- And now we go.
- Like candy from a gnome.
- Back to the fight.
- A quick profit.
- Delightful.
Dipping Weapon
Out of combat
- A little spice.
- They'll feel this.
- Devious.
- A nice touch.
- Something extra.
- Add a little bite.
- A little spice.
- They'll feel this.
- Devious.
- A nice touch.
- Something extra.
- Add a little bite.
- They'll feel this.
- Give me an edge.
- Add a little bite.
- Elemental, my dear.
- An extra bite.
- Infuse it.
Successful rolls
Investigation
- Well now, what have we here?
- Well hello there.
- Hmm, what could you be?
- What's that I spy?
- Ah, interesting.
- It's a trap. And a nasty one at that.
- A devious little trap.
- Hello, you wicked little thing.
- A trap. Someone doesn't like visitors.
- Be careful, there are traps about.
- Traps. How considerate.
- Oh dear, someone's left a trap out for us.
Camp followers
Throwing Scratch's ball after he is dismissed
- Dog? Dog! Fetch the ball! Fetch the - never mind, I'll get it.
- First he wants to fetch, now he doesn't want to fetch. Make up your mind, dog.
- The dog's tired after one game of fetch? Pathetic. Weak. Barely a good boy at all.
- Oh, the dog's had enough fun? Lazy mutt.
Throwing Scratch's ball after his death
- Can't believe the stupid dog isn't here to get the stupid ball.
- Good riddance to the dog. Who'd miss that waggy little tail...
- Does it have a sad squeak now? Is that even possible?
- I suppose I'll just pick it up myself.
Throwing Boo
- Go, little rodent!
- Go for the neck, Boo!
- Eat hamster, fiend!
At the Epilogue party
Feeling the player's ghost
- Gah! Who was- No. No, it's all in your head.
- Eh! Bloody stupid... something.
- Ah! Oh come on...
- Ah! Was that-... No. Probably just my mind playing tricks.
If remained a spawn
Greeting
- So, you made it? Now it really is a party.
Near the bonfire
- I have missed this place. And these people. Well... some of these people.
- Why is the night air always sweeter? It's such a rich perfume.
- It may just be rocks, grass, and dirt, but there is something about this spot. Some magic in the air.
- So this is what freedom feels like. Gods, I've missed it. (Line appears if Cazador wasn't killed)
- Gods, this is a nice break from the Hells, though. (Line appears if he joined Karlach in Hells)
- I hope the others in the Underdark are behaving themselves without me. If I get back and they've killed another gnome, I swear - someone's getting impaled. (Line appears if he became a spawn leader in the Underdark)
At the table
- This seems pretty red. But... urgh - no. Not even close.
- Urgh, rank. I'd take a 'rat' over this any day.
- Withers can pluck fresh wine from all over the world, but is there one bottle of fresh blood?
As the Vampire Ascendant
Greeting
- Do my eyes deceive me? The gang is really all here.
Near the bonfire
- I wasn't sold at first, but the forest is rather good for a get-together. You could scream bloody murder out here, and no one would ever know.
- This is nice. A little tame compared to one of my parties, but it has a quaint charm.
- How lovely to see everyone doing well. As long as they're not doing too well, of course.
Preening in the hand-glass
- Hello again, beautiful.
- I will never get tired of seeing that face.
At the table
- Mmm, divine! I wonder if I could get this for my own cellar.
- Withers certainly knows his wine. Or resurrected an excellent sommelier.
- Oh, I simply must have this one. It's practically sanguine.
- Hmm. Well, they can't all be winners...
Going to take the Vampire Bat Form
- I should take a tour. Just to see what the rest are up to.
- Perhaps I should stretch my wings again. Who knows what people are gossiping about.
After flying around the camp
- Not one juicy secret to be heard. Such a pity!
- Just the same old chatter. Does no one here get drunk and spill secrets?
Location Remarks
Prologue
Act One
Act Two
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Act Three
Party Banter
Astarion and Gale
- Astarion: I am enjoying our walks together, aren't you, Gale?
- Gale: Uhm... Sure. In silence.
- Astarion: So, do you have loves waiting for you once this is all over?
- Gale: You know what - that is not the easiest of questions for me to answer.
- Shadowheart: You mean just waiting, like a lovesick puppy? Short-term amusements are much less hassle.
- Astarion: That orb seems powerful. What can it do once it's extracted?
- Gale: Nothing good can come of it unless it is contained. Why?
- Astarion: It might be useful. Who knows?
- Astarion: Ever heard of a vampire called Cazador, Wyll?
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: I don't think so. Why? Friend of yours?
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: Doesn't ring a bell. Why?
- Gale: He's patriarch of the Szarr family. Nasty fellow, if the histories are accurate.
- Astarion: I imagine they are.
(After dispelling the illusion at Sunlit Wetlands)
- Astarion: From sweet woodland to stinking swamp. Can you do tricks like that, Gale?
- Gale: Easiest thing in the world. Though I'd do it the other way around.
(After encountering Auntie Ethel)
- Wyll: Ethel mentioned Netherese magic. What in blazes does that mean?
- Gale: Magic from the fallen empire of Netheril. Ancient, exceedingly dangerous, and quite unrivalled.
- Astarion: Wonderful! I'd hate to be destroyed by any common old magic.
(Near Rosymorn Monastery)
- Astarion: Another ruined temple, full of foul-smelling beasts, spoiling for a fight.
- Gale: No mere temple. This was a monastery, devoted as much to study as to worship.
- Astarion: Oh, how ignorant of me. So it'll be free of foul-smelling beasts, then?
- Gale: Quite the opposite. Some monastic orders celebrated their pungency as proof of their devotion. 'To think is to stink' was the motto of one ill-fated brotherhood near Amn.
- Gale: Oh, but you meant beasts of the life-threatening variety? Yes, I'm sure it's teeming with those.
(At Crèche Y'llek)
- Gale: I knew I should've attended the Blackstaff's lectures on githyanki tir'su.
- Gale: If I understood their script, who knows what secrets their texts would surrender...
- Astarion: Why not ask one of the friendly bloodthirsty warriors? I'm sure they'd be happy to translate.
(At Mason's Guild Rebel Hideout)
- Astarion: What's this? A clever little hideaway?
- Gale: Not just clever - rather ingenious. Somehow its construction keeps the Shadow Curse at bay.
- Astarion: A little too clever, if you ask me. Watch out for traps.
(Approaching Moonrise Towers)
- Astarion: Moonlanterns to keep the curse back, burly guards to fight off any monsters - I could get used to this place.
- Gale: Don't get too comfortable. We shouldn't overstay our welcome in such a place.
- Astarion: No, of course. Why stay somewhere safe and comfortable when we could be in mortal peril?
(At Moonrise Towers)
- Astarion: Can't say I love what they've done with the place.
- Gale: Unsurprising, really. Fanatical cultists tend to care more for ambience than aesthetics.
- Astarion: Reason enough to put them all to the sword, I say.
(At Mind Flayer Colony)
- Astarion: It's enough to put you off tentacles for life.
- Gale: You had a taste for tentacles?
- Astarion: The Elfsong Tavern used to serve excellent calamari. Mind you, that was two hundred years ago...
(At Mind Flayer Colony)
- Astarion: Gods - we're not back, are we?
- Gale: On the nautiloid? No, this is a different nursery - similar, but not identical. There's likely one in every colony.
- Astarion: I don't care what's in every mind flayer colony, Gale - nobody does. Except you.
(At Lower City Sewers)
- Astarion: I gave my return to Baldur's Gate a lot of thought. I never pictured this, though.
- Gale: What did you have in mind? A quiet party, toasting your return with a few good friends?
- Astarion: Less 'quiet party with friends', more 'days of hedonistic debauchery'. But otherwise, yes.
- Gale: Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But you know what? I'm learning to enjoy the taste of chaos. Count me in.
(At Basilisk Gate)
- Gale: Mystra has a shrine within the city. Located in the Stormshore Tabernacle, if my memory serves me.
- Astarion: Do whatever you need to, but I shan't be paying my respects to any of the gods on show.
- Gale: You never felt the call of the divine, Astarion?
- Astarion: Oh, I tried them all. None of them answered.
(If the player is romancing Gale; after act 1 romance scene)
- Astarion: So Gale, how is your sad, hopeless pining going?
- Gale: I'm hardly pining. It's been a year or more since Mystra cast me aside.
- Astarion: Oh, my dear wizard. I wasn't talking about Mystra.
(If the player is romancing Gale; after act 2 romance scene)
- Astarion: So, how was your night with Gale? Did you have a long, hard debate?
- Gale: Ignore him. Astarion envies the depth of our bond because he's of a shallower inclination.
- Astarion: Snort.
(If the player is romancing Gale; after act 3 romance scene)
- Astarion: So, Gale - you laid with a goddess? You must have some sordid tales to tell?
- Gale: Sordid? I lay with the Mother of Magic herself. What we had was transcendent, euphoric, incandescent. Not sordid.
- Astarion: You actually made sleeping with a goddess sound boring. Incredible...
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene)
- Gale: I see you waste no time pursuing your quarry, Astarion.
- Gale: Tell me, do you always woo your lovers with such patient attention?
- Astarion: I rather thought I was a little slow this time. Usually, they're begging me to drain them on the first night.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene)
- Gale: I fear I've been rather hasty to judge you, Astarion.
- Gale: One heartbreak was quite enough for me, but to experience it as many times as you have must change a person.
- Astarion: Thank you, Gale. Let us both hope that broken hearts are a thing of the past.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Gale: If you're feeling faint after your bout with Cazador, Astarion, I don't mind donating some blood.
- Astarion: When you're still full of that Netherese bile? I'll pass, thank you.
- Astarion: Besides, I have someone else to nibble on. And they are delicious.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Gale: So, Astarion. I hear your relationship has taken on a new aspect recently...
- Astarion: My life has taken on a new aspect. It is only natural that my relationships change as well.
- Astarion: As the Vampire Ascendant, I can grant my lover immortality, and bind them to me forever.
- Gale: I trust you speak of the bonds of love, and not the shackles of servitude.
Astarion and Karlach
(While in plains)
- Karlach: Hahaha. Ha!
- Astarion: What's so funny? You haven't got some laughing curse, have you?
- Karlach: I really made it out of Avernus. It's incredible.
- Astarion: All right, just keep it down. We're conspicuous enough without your hyena call.
(At Forest)
- Astarion: Biting flies, midges - shouldn't nature be beautiful and serene? It looks so nice in the Upper City parks.
- Karlach: Upper City, huh? Swish. Never spent much time there myself.
- Astarion: I'll happily take you. If we survive this bugs' banquet.
- Karlach: Sounds good. I've always been curious what a patriar loo looks like.
(At Sunlit Wetlands)
- Astarion: Transforming into a mind flayer might have its perks. At least then I could float over this muck.
- Karlach: Not one for roughing it, I see.
- Astarion: Wallowing in filth is for pigs and children, my dear.
- Karlach: Pigs, children, and people with a little bit of grit.
(At Grymforge)
- Karlach: Ho. He-llo! Hey!
- Astarion: So... are you greeting invisible beings or just losing your mind?
- Karlach: The echoes - listen! They're coming from three directions!
- Astarion: Losing your mind it is! Probably the tadpole - the weirdest things seem to be...
(Near Rosymorn Monastery)
- Astarion: Gods, how are we not there yet? My feet are killing me.
- Karlach: Want me to carry you?
- Astarion: Oh, darling, would you?
- Karlach: Sure! If you promise to swap once I get tired.
- Astarion: Please, I can barely manage my pack - you'd kill me.
(At Last Light Inn Graveyard)
- Astarion: The graveyard's ancient, but the graves are fresh.
- Karlach: Feeling at home?
- Astarion: I haven't set foot in a graveyard since I became a spawn, thank you. Vampires are nothing like those other undead.
- Karlach: True. I've never heard a mummy complain about a wrinkled doublet. Or sour wine.
(At Rivington)
- Karlach: Nice to be in a crowd of normal people for once.
- Astarion: Really? I prefer my company extraordinary.
- Karlach: Aww, thanks.
- Astarion: Don't thank me, thank Gortash.
- Karlach: Excuse you. I didn't need that prick to make me who I am.
- Astarion: You're right, of course. Forgive me.
- Karlach: All good, fangs.
(At Baldur's Mouth)
- Astarion: Probably best if I keep a low profile. They used to know me all too well in the Elfsong.
- Karlach: Wonder if our paths ever crossed in the before-times. Were you always so sneaky?
- Astarion: I haven't survived for two centuries by being reckless. And I hope to survive at least two more.
- Karlach: Yeah yeah, don't rub it in.
(At Grey Harbour Docks)
- Karlach: Can you swim, Astarion?
- Astarion: I'm... not sure, honestly. It's been a couple of hundred years.
- Karlach: You're missing out! Loved it as a kid. This water looks nasty as hell, though.
- Astarion: Well, it's not called 'Grey Harbour' for nothing.
(At Felogyr's Fireworks)
- Karlach: Oh man! WHIZBANGS!
- Astarion: Keep calm, Karlach. One bad flare and you could blow this whole place.
- Karlach: (Oh man! Whizbangs!)
- Astarion: Better.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: Hey. What's on your mind, Astarion? You seemed a million miles away just then.
- Astarion: Hmm? Oh, I was just pondering that heart of yours.
- Astarion: There were times I would've been thrilled if everyone who put their hands on me burst into flames.
- Karlach: I'd trade you if I could.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 2 romance scene)
- Astarion: So the more you cool down, the more your love life heats up?
- Karlach: Seems that way! But I'm a bit out of practice, to be honest.
- Astarion: I'm sure it'll all come back to you. You'll be as depraved as the rest of us in no time.
(If the player is romancing Karlach; after act 3 romance scene)
- Astarion: I hear you were spotted being 'normal' in the Singing Lute, Karlach. Are you feeling all right?
- Karlach: Seemed like the right thing to do. I've never really tried 'normal' before.
- Astarion: And? How did you find the quiet life?
- Karlach: It was nice. It was really nice.
- Astarion: I never thought I'd see the day - our champion of the Hells has gone soft.
- Karlach: Maybe I have. Finally.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene)
- Karlach: I never was a sucker for a smooth-talker, but I admit, Astarion, you're pretty slick.
- Astarion: And you're rather the opposite of slick. Do you have a point?
- Karlach: I was just being nice.
- Astarion: Step one of starting a conversation: think before you speak.
- Karlach: Never was my strong suit.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene)
- Karlach: Sorry if this is rude, but... can vampires fall in love?
- Astarion: What a preposterous question. Vampires can do anything you can do, and a damn sight better.
- Karlach: Sunbathe? Swim?
- Astarion: All right, there are a few limited exceptions.
- Karlach: Good to know love is on the table though.
- Astarion: It is. Though if the table is laden with good wine and meat, love is often left to rot with the salad leaves.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Karlach: So our vamp isn't so heartless after all.
- Astarion: Rich of you to talk about someone else's heart, Karlach.
- Astarion: But I must admit, my chest has been feeling a touch lighter recently.
- Karlach: It suits you beautifully.
- Astarion: Yes, most things do.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Karlach: You know, Astarion, I'm not sure I can trust you anymore. You're... different. A bit scary, to be honest.
- Astarion: I have one person who trusts me completely. That's enough for me.
- Karlach: Treat them right, or you'll have me to answer to.
- Karlach: I can whittle up a good stake in no time if the mood takes me.
Astarion and Lae'zel
- Astarion: So, you know about these parasites. Will we survive them?
- Lae'zel: Only if my people extract them. The only other cure is the blade.
- Astarion: Okay. Wonderful.
- Astarion: You fight well, but you're so efficient. Why not have a little fun?
- Lae'zel: Fun? I fight to win, not to make spectacles.
- Astarion: What a waste.
- Astarion: Shadowheart. Such a grim name for such a beautiful flower.
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: I heard you mumbling that line to yourself earlier - it needs more work.
- Lae'zel: Fortunate for his tongue he didn't say it to me.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: Could you not stare so blatantly at my neck when you say that please?
- Lae'zel: Oh, but do keep calling her 'flower'. She'll love that.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Lae'zel: Feed if you must, Astarion.
- Lae'zel: But give me so much as a hungry look, and I'll drive a stake through your heart.
- Astarion: Ooh, I do so very like spicy food.
(If everyone knows about Astarion's scars)
- Lae'zel: Poetry as torture - your master's quite clever, Astarion. Don't you agree?
- Astarion: You and I have very different definitions of 'clever'.
(In the Underdark)
- Astarion: Do we have to spend so long poking about down here?
- Astarion: I'd much rather be outside, with the sun on my skin.
- Lae'zel: You've only just come to tolerate sun, and you're already nostalgic?
- Lae'zel: If you're going to complain the whole way, by all means, return topside. You could use the colour.
(At Crèche Y'llek)
- Lae'zel: We are permitted to walk so freely. Such a lack of discipline would be punished severely in K'liir.
- Astarion: Walk freely? This place is as tight as a patriar's purse.
- Lae'zel: We should have been disarmed on entry. I'm pleased we weren't, but it's strange.
- Astarion: No doubt they found me too intimidating.
(At Gauntlet of Shar)
- Astarion: It's all very grand, but so austere.
- Lae'zel: Did you expect anything else? This is how your gods project power.
- Astarion: But why not project power with soft furnishings and roaring fires? Maybe then I'd worship them.
(At Reithwin Town)
- Astarion: Just once, I'd like to find a village that hasn't been plundered and destroyed.
- Lae'zel: Indeed. All the best weapons have already been scavenged.
- Astarion: I was thinking about a warm fire and charming company, actually.
- Lae'zel: I am perfectly charming, I'll have you know. On Crèche K'liir, I was known for my dazzling smile and charisma.
- Astarion: Really?
- Lae'zel: No.
(At The Waning Moon)
- Astarion: Ah, beer. Not really my drink, you know.
- Lae'zel: I know, Astarion. You prefer blood.
- Astarion: Well - yes. It was a joke.
- Lae'zel: I know that, too. It just wasn't funny.
(At Mason's Guild)
- Lae'zel: 'Mason's Guild'. The githyanki would call this a or'mlar: an alliance of mlar.
- Astarion: And what is a 'mlar', exactly?
- Lae'zel: Builders, craftspeople - and the makers of the incomparable silver swords the kith'raki wield in battle.
- Lae'zel: The mlar may not be warriors, but they are no less valuable to my people.
(At Moonrise Towers Docks)
- Astarion: The boat's heading to Baldur's Gate. I'm almost tempted to stow away.
- Lae'zel: Chk. Try to abandon us and it won't go well for you.
- Astarion: Oh, I wouldn't actually leave. After all, where would you be without me?
(While assaulting Moonrise Towers)
- Lae'zel: At last, we wash our weapons in Absolute blood.
- Astarion: I like this bloodlust look on you. Very flattering.
- Lae'zel: Even now, at the cusp, you waste your breath on prattle.
(At Mind Flayer Colony)
- Lae'zel: We must be ready to confront the elder brain. One presides over every ghaik colony.
- Astarion: No problem. And what does this old brain look like?
- Lae'zel: A hovering mass of grey matter, sprouted with lethal tentacles and oozing cerebrospinal fluid.
- Astarion: Right... Good. Glad I asked.
(At Rivington)
- Astarion: I used to like this neighbourhood. It was quieter than inside the walls - darker too.
- Lae'zel: A good hunting ground, then?
- Astarion: Oh, yes - slimmer pickings, but safer targets. The perfect place to learn the craft.
(At The Blushing Mermaid)
- Astarion: Ah. This place never changes.
- Lae'zel: Perhaps it should. All I see are carousing fools.
- Astarion: I know, isn't it wonderful? Endless opportunities for mischief.
(At Bhaal Temple)
- Astarion: I expected a temple to murder would be more fun. A little joyous, even.
- Lae'zel: There's no greater pleasure than battle. You face your enemy and conquer them, blade to blade, spell to spell.
- Lae'zel: But to take a life unawares is no more to be celebrated than plunging a dagger into a trapped rat.
- Astarion: Oh, I don't know - I've killed plenty of rats. I celebrated every time.
(At Steel Watch Foundry)
- Lae'zel: These Steel Watchers are impressive achievements. Worthy opponents, even for githyanki.
- Astarion: In that case, I'll leave fighting them to you. So I can observe your technique.
- Lae'zel: I'm sure you'll find it instructive. Or do you simply want to avoid risking your pallid neck?
- Astarion: Perish the thought - we're comrades in arms! I will be right behind you.
(If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 1 romance scene)
- Astarion: Would you believe, I've never been with a githyanki.
- Lae'zel: If you cease your frivolous ways, keep your mouth closed, and learn to obey, perhaps we can attempt it.
- Astarion: Haha! No, I think I will leave that honour to our esteemed friend.
(If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 2 romance scene)
- Astarion: So Lae'zel, things seem to be getting serious with you two. Do you have pet names for each other yet?
- Lae'zel: 'Pet' names? As if we were domesticated animals?
- Astarion: Gods, you have so much to learn. Repeat after me: honey muffin, sweetie pie, sugarplum.
- Lae'zel: Honey muffin, sweetie pie - Astarion, do you see all your lovers as food?
(If the player is romancing Lae'zel; after act 3 romance scene)
- Lae'zel: You say you have had many lovers, Astarion. If that is true, where are they now?
- Astarion: They weren't lovers... not in the way that you mean. They wanted me more than I wanted them.
- Astarion: I used that to my advantage more times than I care to remember.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene)
- Lae'zel: Why have you not tried to lay with me, Astarion?
- Lae'zel: It is in your nature to have tried. You have not.
- Astarion: No, and you're so charming and alluring. It's baffling, really.
- Astarion: I guess it shall remain a mystery, now and forevermore.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene)
- Lae'zel: The more I learn of this plane, Astarion, the more I believe 'love' is its greatest disease.
- Astarion: Oh, I don't know. The screaming fever is pretty bad.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Lae'zel: Astarion, I note you and your lover struggle to keep your hands off one another.
- Lae'zel: It makes you less watchful. We're panting after battle, and already your maws are glued.
- Astarion: We're having fun. I would say 'try it, it won't kill you', but in your case I'm not sure.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Lae'zel: You have shared your new power with your lover, Astarion. I'm surprised - I expected you to turn your back once you got what you wanted.
- Astarion: Quite the opposite - I need someone I can trust. And now I know they'll never betray me.
Astarion and Shadowheart
- Astarion: So, you and Lae'zel? Seems tense.
- Shadowheart: Please, don't remind me. But keep your guard up with her.
- Astarion: Noted.
- Astarion: So, do you have loves waiting for you once this is all over?
- Gale: You know what - that is not the easiest of questions for me to answer.
- Shadowheart: You mean just waiting, like a lovesick puppy? Short-term amusements are much less hassle.
- Shadowheart: Do you have someone waiting for you in Baldur's Gate, Astarion? A sweetheart perhaps?
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Astarion: Not one in particular. The city is a veritable feast of sweethearts.
- Shadowheart: You must be eager to get back then. Slimmer pickings out in this wilderness.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Astarion: No sweethearts, no. I prefer them savoury.
- Shadowheart: This is what I get for trying to strike up conversation.
- Astarion: Shadowheart. Such a grim name for such a beautiful flower.
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: I heard you mumbling that line to yourself earlier - it needs more work.
- Lae'zel: Fortunate for his tongue he didn't say it to me.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: Could you not stare so blatantly at my neck when you say that please?
- Lae'zel: Oh, but do keep calling her 'flower'. She'll love that.
- Astarion: Goblins are such vile little parasites.
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: Not the vilest any of us have seen of late, unfortunately.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: Given your own nature, are you really the one to judge?
- Shadowheart: You know what I really miss about Baldur's Gate? The food. Freshest fish I've ever had.
- Astarion: I don't care for fish. Red meat - now that's a different matter. Rare as can be... dripping.
- Shadowheart: Well unless we find a cure you won't have any teeth to chew it with soon enough.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: So, Astarion. Which of us would you rather feed on? If you had free rein?
- Astarion: Ah! Wyll. No question. He's strong, fast, and righteous. I'm salivating already.
- Shadowheart: Hmm... interesting.
- Astarion: You sound disappointed. I'll bite you if you ask.
- Shadowheart: I'm sure you would. Don't sound so eager.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: So. A vampire spawn and a monster hunter in the same group. We're not going to have trouble, are we?
- Astarion: Excuse me? Since this tadpole, I'm barely a monster at all.
- Astarion: I just want to survive, same as you.
- Wyll: I don't see a problem, as long as mister fang there keeps his appetite in check.
(At Sunlit Wetlands)
- Shadowheart: Ugh, I hate swamps. The place reeks - probably full of bloodsuckers as well.
(If Astarion has tried to bite Shadowheart)
- Astarion: I can't blame them. You're delicious.
- Shadowheart: If that was an attempt at flirting, I should let you know I prefer the strong, silent type.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Astarion: Shadowheart! You wound me.
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Astarion: Probably.
(In the Underdark)
- Shadowheart: Such depth to the shadows... I don't care what others say about the Underdark - it's beautiful down here.
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Astarion: I've spent long enough in the dark. It gets old.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Astarion: I'm used to a crypt's gloom. This is something else.
(Near Rosymorn Monastery)
- Shadowheart: I didn't exactly dress for hiking mountains. Shame we couldn't procure some pack mules, or horses.
- Astarion: Horses? Perish the thought - those ill-tempered beasts are prone to biting.
- Shadowheart: Well, so are you, but we keep you around, don't we?
- Astarion: And I'm not offering any rides, if that's what you're thinking.
(At Shadow-Cursed Lands Forest)
- Astarion: These woods feel unsettling - like they're dangling on the edge between life and death.
- Shadowheart: Isn't that how you feel all the time, Astarion? I thought you'd find it comforting.
- Astarion: Funny. Very funny.
(At Ruined Battlefield)
- Shadowheart: Imagine what this place was like, on the day of the battle. The ground must have been covered with the dead...
- Astarion: A tragedy - just think of all that wasted blood.
- Shadowheart: You wouldn't actually feed in the wake of a battle, would you? You're not a vulture.
- Astarion: Oh, I don't know. I've fed on things that would disgust most vultures.
(At Last Light Inn, if it's protected)
- Astarion: Gods, whoever thought I'd be happy to see the Flaming Fist?
- Astarion: Being in a land of cursed, angry shadows, you start to see things in a new light.
- Shadowheart: Admit it - you're just glad to see some potential meals walking about after all those bloodless shadows.
(At Reithwin Tollhouse)
- Shadowheart: I have to ask, Astarion. Do people taste different from one another, when you feed?
- Astarion: It all depends. A clean neck certainly helps.
- Shadowheart: Come on, you know I'm talking about their blood.
- Astarion: Of course, there are different vintages. Young noble is wonderful if you can get it, but crone has its charms too.
(At House of Healing)
- Astarion: It's a long time since I was in a house of healing. Gods, it's depressing.
- Shadowheart: I suppose you don't have much use for hospitals... unless you're seeking to steal their blood stock.
- Astarion: True, although I don't heal as fast as I used to. The one downside to the tadpole, I suppose.
- Shadowheart: The one downside? I think you might have stopped the count too soon...
(At Gauntlet of Shar)
- Astarion: I do like it down here. It's nice. Homey.
(If it is known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar)
- Shadowheart: This temple is positively dripping with power and dark beauty - is homey truly the first word that springs to mind?
(If it is not known that Shadowheart is a follower of Shar)
- Shadowheart: This is a dedication to my goddess' power and dark beauty. Homey is not the first word that comes to mind.
(At Gauntlet of Shar)
- Shadowheart: You're uncharacteristically quiet, Astarion. Awed into silence?
- Astarion: Awed? By this? Please - size isn't everything. At least when it comes to temples.
- Shadowheart: Well what would impress you, then?
- Astarion: Oh, I don't know, but a little more colour wouldn't hurt. All the black and purple just makes me think of bruises...
(At Moonrise Towers)
- Shadowheart: This must have been quite a place, in its heyday. Could you ever picture yourself living here, Astarion? You know, assuming the riff-raff were cleared out?
- Astarion: Tempting, but it's not really for me.
- Shadowheart: Really? Even with all these chambers, and the commanding views? You could live like a lord.
- Astarion: But I'd have to climb so many stairs. Anyway, I already have my eye on a palace in Baldur's Gate.
(At the entrance to the Guildhall)
- Astarion: What a delightfully secluded alley. I would have been in my element here, once.
- Shadowheart: But you consort with a better class of people now, right?
- Astarion: A different class of person. And a different type of consorting.
- Shadowheart: Let's just stop this conversation right here, shall we?
(At Guildhall)
- Astarion: Well, well. The fabled haunt of Nine-Fingers Keene.
- Shadowheart: Never visited before? I thought you got around.
- Astarion: I always steered clear. If Guild members started disappearing, people would start asking questions. And Cazador hated questions.
- Shadowheart: Understandable, when the answer is invariably 'the silver-haired one ate them'.
(At Philgrave's Mansion)
- Shadowheart: A distinct whiff of undeath to this place... though curious, I can't say I've ever noticed the same about you, Astarion.
- Astarion: My 'whiff' is very faint, thank you - nothing a little bergamot, rosemary, and a hint of aged brandy can't hide.
- Astarion: It's the perfect olfactory disguise for a corpse. Honestly, I missed my calling as a perfumer.
- Shadowheart: You've clearly thought this through a great deal. I'm impressed and appalled in equal measure.
(At The Counting House)
- Shadowheart: I don't suppose you really have much use for gold, do you, Astarion?
- Astarion: It's not required, but it is nice to have. It buys any number of ways to keep life interesting.
- Shadowheart: Go on then, coyness isn't in your nature. What would you do with unlimited funds?
- Astarion: Let's just say blood tastes better from a gold goblet, and silk bedsheets improve any night-time activity.
(At Szarr Palace)
- Shadowheart: So, Astarion. Vampire dens - what should I expect?
- Astarion: Vampires would be a safe bet.
- Shadowheart: Hilarious. You belong on stage - perhaps the bloodstained sort, with a hooded man standing by, axe in hand.
- Astarion: So long as there's a cheering crowd. As for vampire dens, I'd brace your nose. They can be very... organic.
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 1 romance scene)
- Shadowheart: Do vampires actually usually drink blood out of goblets like in the storybooks? Doesn't seem very fresh.
- Astarion: Straight from the neck is preferred, but goblets are used in mortal company. They save on awkwardness.
- Astarion: We could share a drink some night, if you're curious. A nice red wine in your goblet, of course.
- Shadowheart: Very kind of you, but I'm saving my best bottle for someone already.
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 2 romance scene)
- Shadowheart: Living without sunlight isn't so bad, Astarion. Where I came from, we would often work exclusively under cover of darkness.
- Astarion: Yes, but you chose darkness. I was cast into it.
- Astarion: The sun was banished from my life - forbidden. And we all lust after the forbidden, don't we?
(If the player is romancing Shadowheart; after act 3 romance scene)
- Shadowheart: I'm probably more at home in the water than you now, Astarion.
- Astarion: Probably. Although I am two hundred years out of practice. Running water is no place for vampires.
- Astarion: But perhaps I'll join you for a dip once everything is done. Then we could see who's best.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene)
- Shadowheart: I can't quite believe you've been a pick-up artist all these years, Astarion.
- Shadowheart: Most of the things you say still sound like you're in a two-copper paperback read by little girls.
- Astarion: I sound like a charming rake, you mean? The hero everyone fawns over?
- Astarion: Well, if the doublet fits...
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Astarion: What a delightfully secluded alley. I would have been in my element here, once.
- Shadowheart: But you consort with a better class of people now, right?
- Astarion: A different class of person. And a different type of consorting.
- Shadowheart: Let's just stop this conversation right here, shall we?
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
(Note: pronouns change depending on player's gender)
- Shadowheart: Something has changed about our friend, hasn't it? But I can't quite put my finger on it.
- Astarion: They're a vampire.
- Shadowheart: This hungry look in their eyes... The haunted complexion... What could it mean?
- Astarion: They're a vampire.
Astarion and Wyll
- Astarion: A question for our master monster hunter: how would you approach killing a vampire?
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: To start? Lure it into the sun, drive a stake through its heart. Why?
- Astarion: Just curious.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: A full-on vamp, you mean? Lure it into the sun, drive a stake through its heart.
- Wyll: And that's not the end of it. The suckers are wily. No offence.
- Astarion: None taken. Wiliness keeps me alive. More or less.
- Astarion: Ever heard of a vampire called Cazador, Wyll?
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: I don't think so. Why? Friend of yours?
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: Doesn't ring a bell. Why?
- Gale: He's patriarch of the Szarr family. Nasty fellow, if the histories are accurate.
- Astarion: I imagine they are.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: Killed a few giant bats in my day, Astarion - but never hunted a vampire.
- Astarion: Just to remind you, I'm merely a spawn. It won't count.
- Astarion: But if you want a true vampire, I'm happy to recommend one.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Shadowheart: So. A vampire spawn and a monster hunter in the same group. We're not going to have trouble, are we?
- Astarion: Excuse me? Since this tadpole, I'm barely a monster at all.
- Astarion: I just want to survive, same as you.
- Wyll: I don't see a problem, as long as mister fang there keeps his appetite in check.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: Astarion, how is the rat diet going?
- Astarion: It may soon come to an end if you don't shut your mouth.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: I'm feeling a bit parched and peckish.
- Astarion: Me too. Keep an eye out for any passing vagrants.
- Wyll: I'm afraid you'll have to content yourself with vagrant chickens.
(At Forest)
- Astarion: Well, it's no Baldur's Gate, but at least it's some kind of civilisation.
- Wyll: I do miss the Gate, though. The Elfsong Tavern! Sunset over Grey Harbour! Fried fish at the docks!
- Astarion: Drunk young patriars, naked in the fountains! Ah, civilisation...
(At Forest)
- Wyll: As much love as I hold for Baldur's Gate, these frontiers delight me as much as any bustling street.
- Astarion: You can't be serious? This is a howling wasteland!
- Astarion: I haven't even had a bath since the abduction. I must reek of illithid slime.
- Wyll: Sure, but think of the stories you'll be able to tell.
(After encountering Auntie Ethel)
- Wyll: Ethel mentioned Netherese magic. What in blazes does that mean?
- Gale: Magic from the fallen empire of Netheril. Ancient, exceedingly dangerous, and quite unrivalled.
- Astarion: Wonderful! I'd hate to be destroyed by any common old magic.
(In the Underdark)
- Astarion: Spent much time in the Underdark?
(If it is not known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: I've slayed a death dog or six, crossed a few duergar.
- Wyll: I never was scared of the shadows.
(If it is known that Astarion is a vampire)
- Wyll: Some. And you? Seems a perfect hunting ground for... you know.
- Astarion: Perfect? You try drinking an earth elemental's blood.
(On the road to Shadow-Cursed Lands)
- Astarion: I used to be agog at everything when I first walked in the sun. Perhaps I'm adjusting to this new life.
- Wyll: It's when you use words like 'agog' that I remember you're actually two centuries old.
- Astarion: And it's when you think 'agog' is an impressive word that I remember you're just a child.
(At Shadow-Cursed Lands Fisherman's Hut)
- Wyll: To think how vibrant this place must have once been. Children playing, merchants hawking. Real people living real lives.
- Astarion: I know, can you imagine the noise? This is much more peaceful.
- Wyll: Come, Astarion. I know you're not really as heartless as all that.
- Astarion: Of course not, I'm a pussycat really. Just ask anyone who's seen my claws.
(Approaching Moonrise Towers)
- Wyll: Finally, we're approaching Moonrise Towers.
- Astarion: Nothing escapes the Blade of Frontiers' keen senses, I see.
- Wyll: Mock me all you want, Astarion. We could use a little comic relief.
- Astarion: Yes, that's why I'm mocking you - to keep our spirits up. No other reason...
(At Moonrise Towers Oubliette)
- Astarion: Admittedly, I don't care for most people, but this is a terrible waste.
- Wyll: Because their lives were cut brutally short, you mean.
- Astarion: I - ... yes, that. That's clearly what I was referring to.
(At Wyrm's Rock Fortress)
- Wyll: The city fell under Gortash's charms without him casting nary a spell.
- Astarion: Well, most people are idiots, Wyll. You can lure them into a dragon's maw if you promise a bag of sweets.
- Wyll: The people aren't stupid, Astarion - they're scared. Gortash provoked a damned war, and then promised them safety.
- Astarion: Safety, sweets - it's the same principle.
(At Wyrmway)
- Astarion: I lived two centuries in this city, but it can still surprise me.
- Wyll: Baldur's Gate harbours many a secret. Even the longest-lived explorers have yet to uncover them all.
- Wyll: Speaking of - what were you getting up to all those years?
- Astarion: Let's not get into the details. If Baldur's Gate can have its secrets, so can I.
(At Bloomridge Park)
- Astarion: You know, I've never seen this place in the daylight before.
- Wyll: I always loved this park. Spent a lot of time here as a boy battling imaginary monsters.
- Astarion: Oh, I was going to say it looks wretched. The dark hid all the kitschy details.
(At The Blushing Mermaid)
- Wyll: Ah - the memories. The Blushing Mermaid's where fifteen-year-old Wyll snuck his first kiss.
- Astarion: You didn't kiss anyone until you were fifteen? Gods, what a tragic, sheltered life...
- Wyll: Sheltered? Not at all. I was exposed to all manner of riot and revelry. Hells, my father even urged me on once or twice.
- Wyll: But I've always been a bit old-fashioned on these matters. I find more pleasure in a courtly dance than a loveless fling.
(If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 1 romance scene)
- Astarion: I hardly saw you at the party. Did the honest and true Blade sneak off for a little fun?
- Wyll: No! Nothing like that at all.
- Astarion: Oh, but you protest too much. Now I know you were practicing your swordplay.
(If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 2 romance scene)
- Wyll: I'm surprised I never saw you lurking in the shadows at any Baldurian balls, Astarion.
- Astarion: The city's elite was not my target audience, alas.
- Astarion: People ask questions when members of the nobility disappear, and the last thing Cazador wanted was people asking questions.
(If the player is romancing Wyll; after act 3 romance scene)
- Astarion: Marriage, Wyll? I thought you'd have learned not to get trapped by devious contracts.
- Wyll: I was planning to invite you to the ceremony, but I'm having second thoughts.
- Astarion: I'd love to come! As long as I can sit with someone fun. Mizora, perhaps?
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 1 romance scene)
- Wyll: I'd watch yourself, my friend. I don't know if our pale rogue has anything good in his heart, or even a scrap of it left for you.
- Astarion: Excuse me? That's just mean - we're all adults here.
- Wyll: Your heart's cold as ice, Astarion. I'm just making sure no one slips and gets hurt.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene)
- Wyll: Astarion, I just want to say - I judged you wrongly. I'm sorry.
- Astarion: Really? And how - specifically - have you misjudged my fine character?
- Wyll: You aren't actually insufferably randy. You're just insufferable.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Wyll: Astarion, I was wrong about you. Truly wrong about you.
- Astarion: Let me guess - you thought I'd suck blood, but actually I just suck? Was that your witty jab?
- Wyll: No, I mean it. There's little between us we share. But you've fallen in love and stood by your lover. That is something this dreamer's heart can appreciate.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Wyll: The two of you are the unholiest union I can bloody imagine.
- Astarion: It's funny - I don't recall asking your opinion, Wyll.
- Wyll: You had the most precious thing - someone who would do everything for you - and you damn well took everything. 'Degenerate' doesn't half cut it.
Astarion and Halsin
- Halsin: What do you know of Umberlee, Astarion?
- Astarion: Oh, lots. Rhymes with 'under-sea' for one thing. Fitting, eh?
- Halsin: I... I suppose it is, yes. But perhaps do not refer to her as such - she is a vengeful, capricious goddess. Who knows what may cause her ire.
- Astarion: But she's fine with 'the Bitch Queen'? Give her some credit, Halsin.
(If the player is romancing Halsin in act 3)
- Astarion: I hear things got wild between you two. I hope no one was too badly mauled.
- Halsin: We're all in one piece. Perhaps you'll join us next time.
- Astarion: It's bad enough having one person with fangs trying to keep control of themselves. Two of us could be dangerous.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Halsin: Astarion, I am astonished. To relish in intimacy again after such hardship is a wound many never recover from.
- Astarion: Are you charging for this sage advice, or is sticking your nose into my business just a hobby?
- Halsin: Jest all you will. I believe now in your honest heart.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Halsin: To give oneself wholly, and to have a lover totally in your thrall...? A harmless game, until it becomes real. I worry for the two of you, Astarion.
- Halsin: For your sake, I hope some of it is just a fantasy, deep in your heart.
- Astarion: Must you take everything so seriously? We're both happy with our arrangement - that's all that matters.
Astarion and Minthara
(In Shadow-Cursed Lands)
- Minthara: The shadows have lingered here so long, the land itself is corroded. A most persistent curse.
- Astarion: I think I know a thing or two about persistent curses, thank you.
- Minthara: The rashes and sores you may have contracted over your decades of philandering are not the kind of curse that concerns me.
(At Last Light Inn, if it's cursed)
- Minthara: Devoured by the darkness. They should have retreated while they had the chance.
- Astarion: And yet here we stand. We're either very clever or very lucky.
- Minthara: You do not need luck to survive, Astarion. Not when you have me.
(At Grand Mausoleum)
- Astarion: Ah, no shadow curse, plenty of funerary decor - I almost feel at home.
- Minthara: Stop gawking at the decor, spawn. This place is dangerous.
- Astarion: Yes, as I said - just like home.
(After defeating Ketheric Thorm)
- Minthara: Did you expect to survive Myrkul's wrath, little spawn?
- Astarion: You'd be surprised, drow. I've survived a lot of things.
- Minthara: Greater horrors await us in Baldur's Gate. Best sharpen your fangs.
(At Wyrm's Rock Fortress)
- Astarion: So many dark nooks and crannies - this fortress is a lurker's paradise.
- Minthara: Would you not prefer basking in the sun like a lizard now that it no longer blisters your pretty skin?
- Astarion: Old habits die hard, darling. Surely you know that.
(At Bonecloak's Basement)
- Astarion: No, this place feels all too 'Underdark'y for me.
- Minthara: You are speaking of my home, spawn. It is pleasant to be reminded of it.
- Astarion: Oh dear - you're not going to come over all pleasant and homely, are you?
- Minthara: To you? Doubtful.
(At Szarr Palace)
- Minthara: Ominous, yet austere. This place has its charms.
- Astarion: We're both learning a lot. Cazador kept this place all to himself.
- Minthara: I do not blame him. It is not the sort of place servants or spawn should sully with their presence.
(At Baldur's Gate Waypoint)
- Minthara: Our illithid warns us away from what lies beyond that gate, but perhaps it underestimates us.
- The Emperor: You should listen to your illithid. It knows your weaknesses as well as it knows the brain's strengths.
- Astarion: Care to share any of Minthara's weaknesses? Or would it take too long to go through them all?
- Minthara: Watch your tongue, spawn. I need the illithid alive - you are expendable.
(At Morphic Pool)
- Astarion: We're getting close. I do believe fate is shuffling the cards for the final deal.
- Minthara: Let the cards fall. We have a strong hand to play.
- Astarion: And speaking personally, I intend to cheat.
(If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 2 romance scene)
- Astarion: So how does Lolth feel about romance? Are you expected to bite your mate's head off afterwards?
- Minthara: Be grateful I no longer follow the Spider Queen's teachings. If I did, you would be the first to fall into my web.
- Astarion: I can't tell if you're joking. She is joking, right?
(If the player is romancing Minthara; after act 3 romance scene)
- Astarion: So, what's it like caring for someone other than yourself, Minthara?
- Minthara: You have never tried it, I assume.
- Astarion: Gods no. It sounds like a lot of work.
- Minthara: It takes less work than you devote to maintaining your foppish facade. And it's far more rewarding.
(If the player is romancing Astarion; after act 2 romance scene)
- Minthara: Half the men of Menzoberranzan are pleasure-servants. Weaklings, whose beauty is their only redeeming quality.
- Minthara: You would fit right in with them, Astarion.
- Astarion: You think I'm beautiful? Oh, Minthara.
- Minthara: Hrmmph.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Minthara: Are you a better man now that you are loved, Astarion? Did they mend your ways?
- Astarion: I rather think they did. Can't imagine anyone wanting to do that for you, though dear.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Minthara: Would you ever consider sharing the gift of immortality with me, Astarion?
- Astarion: I think not. That is for me and my darling to share.
- Minthara: If they have prevented your eyes and fangs from wandering to other necks, it must be a special bond indeed.
Astarion and Jaheira
(In the North Alleys)
- Jaheira: Never mind the shining squares - I am more comfortable on streets such as this. A peek at the true face behind the mask.
- Astarion: Yet another thing we have in common. We're two peas in a pod.
- Jaheira: I said a peek behind the city's mask, Astarion - not a look up its skirts.
- Astarion: Jaheira! What do you think of me?
(In the Lower City)
- Astarion: Cazazdor always warned us to stay clear of this neighbourhood. Never said why, though.
- Jaheira: The last spawn who tried was sunk into the cobblestones and left for the sun to find. I had an unfortunate taste for theatrics, in my youth.
- Astarion: Ah. Yes, that was probably it.
(In the Lower City)
- Astarion: Beyond that gate is the Upper City, housing the great and the good of Baldur's Gate.
- Jaheira: You yearn for a better class of company, Astarion?
- Astarion: Gods no - who'd want to spend time with anyone great or good?
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Jaheira: I am glad it is your non-vampiric charms our friend has fallen for, Astarion. It is, isn't it?
- Astarion: Of course! Is it so unbelievable that they would simply like me?
- Astarion: If you insist on prying, perhaps you'd care to join us and see how much we enjoy one another?
- Jaheira: Why? Do you require some instruction on how the deed is done?
- Astarion: I'm sure even I could learn some new tricks from an old veteran such as yourself.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Jaheira: You consumed all the spawn in your service, lord Astarion. You shall have to fend for yourself a while.
- Astarion: Oh, I've never had trouble attracting foolish, pretty people.
- Jaheira: Nor did Cazador, it seems.
- Astarion: Jaheira! ... You think I'm pretty?
Astarion and Minsc
(At Basilisk Gate)
- Minsc: Ah, but it is a fine thing to walk with friends beneath the warming sun!
- Astarion: Friends' might be a stretch, but otherwise - yes, I fully agree!
- Minsc: You might have your cloudy locks to keep the heat off your head, but do not forget that Minsc has Boo! We will be like twins, eh?
- Astarion: We will? Gods - two hundred years and I've never missed seeing my reflection more.
(At Eastern Docks)
- Minsc: ASTARION! FISH! ASTARION!
- Astarion: Minsc, please - slow down. Use your words.
- Minsc: Minsc has thought how you might be a more virtuous vampire - feast on fish instead. They are made of naught but neck!
- Astarion: It's a sweet thought, but fish just doesn't have the flavour of full-blooded red meat.
- Minsc: No, you do not 'agree', Boo. I told you you have been spending far too much time around the pale one...
(At Harborview Park)
- Minsc: Oh, I do not know, Boo. If you buried the nuts here before we were stone, I am thinking they might have gone bad.
- Astarion: Minsc! Enough! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing and you know it.
- Minsc: Well, Astarion. Boo is of good breeding, and so only speaks when he has something nice to say.
- Minsc: Perhaps this is why he has never seen fit to speak to you.
- Astarion: How delightfully vicious. I'm beginning to like the hamster.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Minsc: Sorry if you heard me and Boo arguing. He says to love is better than to fight, and I cannot agree!
- Astarion: Maybe you should listen to the rodent more often. Exclusively, even.
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion stayed a spawn)
- Minsc: No, Boo. Astarion is a friend now - he would never bite you.
- Minsc: Yes, vampire?
- Astarion: Yes... I mean - no? I am not interested in biting the rodent is the point.
- Astarion: Not least because he lives in your trousers...
(If the player is romancing Astarion, and Astarion became an ascendant)
- Minsc: Do not think your twinkly-eyed wiles will work on us, vampire lord.
- Astarion: Oh, I know I could never tempt you, but maybe your little friend would like to perch on a more elegant shoulder?
- Minsc: Do not look into his eyes, Boo! Think not of nesting in his thick and downy mane!
- Astarion: You'll never know unless you try. Just once? Maybe you'll like it.
Notes
- ↑ These banter lines appear in certain episodes while the party is in non-teleportable areas. In other similar cases, an attempt to speak with Astarion prompts a single-line cinematic dialogue
- ↑ These lines appear if Astarion is another avatar's companion
- ↑ The githyanki Losiir appears only in case when one of the players has chosen Lae'zel as a character origin
- ↑ Flumphs are a sentient race that inhabits the Underdark. They are known to reproduce themselves through a budding process, hence the bemusement of party members. More on these creatures can be found at Flumph on the Forgotten Realms Wiki
- ↑ An illusion spell that allows to transfer a voice message to anyone who activates a certain trigger. It is not available to cast or learn within the game. Apart from the monastery, active spells can also be found in the Thorm Mausoleum and in the Undercity Ruins, on the path to the Bhaal Temple. More on it at Magic mouth on the Forgotten Realms Wiki